Chapter 804: Sir! Bad News! a Dragon Passed out in Fear!
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
It wasn’t only Su Tianji, even Sala sent complaint messages, [Sir! Tell me that you posted a faked trailer!?]
[Sir-!] Jiang Xiaoyue also protested in anger. The so-called Flower-Fruit Mountain had a great scenery, but…
[In this new TV Series, are we going to the so-called Flower-Fruit Mountain to look at monkeys?!]
Mr. Fang replied in surprise. [Huh? How did you know it?!]
[I don’t want to see your damn monkeys!] Jiang Xiaoyue said in a huff, [I don’t want to see monkeys! Post a good trailer for us!]
In the past, the trailers all showed powerful figures, but there were no promotions for this TV Series?!
“The scummy shop owner refuses to promote it, which means that the new TV Series isn’t good!” In the Canglan City Shop, the knights led by people like Commander Elven and Helen protested as well.
“Anyway, we have so many new champions,” Kellybel raised her arms and called out to them, “We will just not watch it if it’s not good. Let’s check out the new champions.”
At this moment, a yell came from outside the Canglan City Shop, “League of Legends! The great Gulth is back!”
There was no response from the shop.
Previously, some elves came out to watch. But right now, the elves were all checking out the new champions and had no time for other stuff.
The being that entered the shop looked quite young, and he was dressed in black scale armor. However, his face was also covered in black dragon scales, which showed that he wasn’t human. His face was vicious as he glanced around the shop.
This figure spotted Mr. Fang who was making a cup of Cappuccino. At this moment, Fang Qi glanced back with a calm expression, but this newcomer knew that the shop owner would beat him if he did anything wrong.
He instantly shrugged and turned quiet.
“I’m here to enter the League of Legends World Championship Series, and I have no time to mind these tiny humans…” Then, this figure walked into the shop as if he was looking for someone. Although he seemed bold and brave, he was trembling in fear a little.
“Here! Here!” A mage holding a bottle of Coke beckoned at him amiably.
Gulth walked over in doubt, and his suspicion evaporated when he saw Swein beside the old mage.
Then, he bought a membership card.
“Sit,” Swein said mildly, “Choose some fitting champions and get yourself familiar with the game first.”
While pointing at the newly released Update Channel, he added, “These are newly released champions; see if you can find a fitting one.”
On Swein’s own screen, there was a wandering warrior who was playing a flute.
“Um…” Demon Dragon Gulth looked at Swein’s screen in confusion and then at his own screen. “Check out the new champions…?
“Let the great Gulth check them out…”
“Be careful,” Swein said with a faint smile, “The champions in the game are all powerful; don’t get scared.”
“Hahahaha!” Demon Dragon Gulth let out a thunderous laugh. “The great Gulth has seen everything in the world.”
He thought for a while and told himself that the human who was stronger than him in the shop just made him a bit more aware, and he wasn’t scared.
His voice became louder. “Don’t underestimate me! The great Gulth once even peed at the feet of the god of the Demon Dragon Clan…
Um… Realizing that he had said something he shouldn’t, Gulth immediately shut his mouth.
“The powerful champions whom you mentioned can’t be stronger than… gods.”
Then, he saw Aurelion Sol, the Star Forger, who was also a dragon.
“This one looks good. Let me see if it’s good enough to be picked by me.” He chose to watch the introduction trailer of this champion.
“Um… good.” Swein watched the trailer on his own screen and said indifferently, “It’s a good choice to have a champion that fits your species.”
“Of course!” Gulth said while he watched the trailer.
At this moment, the scene before him began to change.
The sky above the peak of the snow mountain should be dark and quiet.
However, the radiant river of stars turned the gloomy sky dark purple.
Heavy clouds reflected the star lights, turning the thin clouds to red and the thick clouds to pitch-black with a dim white tint at the edges.
Red, white, purple, and black decorated the sky full of stars like rainbows, looking as beautiful as a dream.
A deep and ancient voice that was even and mild seemed to engulf the entire starry sky and the earth.
“No matter what planet, no matter what galaxy, they always look up and wonder.”
In the dream-like starry sky, time seemed to be drifting and space was distorting when a vague dragon paw condensed in the universe.
The huge dragon claw seemed to block half of the sky while stars and a nebula gathered in its palm.
At this moment, Gulth seemed to forget to breathe with the illusion that the dragon claw could even crush gods to death as if they were ants.
With its huge dragon head, Gulth couldn’t imagine how majestic this dragon would be!
Countless blazing white flames gathered continuously in the vague dragon claw like a black hole sucking in lights for destruction. Gulth seemed to see that the flames condensed into a dark core in the dragon claw. Then, the dark core exploded and gave birth to an extremely radiant golden star!
At this moment, the vague shape of the dragon head appeared in the void while its body winded behind it like high mountains for more than tens of thousands of kilometers.
“Some fall to their knees and worship; others hide behind walls and towers…
“But the thing they do best is beg for mercy…
Gulth’s golden pupils bulged while his whole face looked like that of a fish out of water.
“It’s just adorable.”
As the huge claw tightened its grip, the star in the dragon king’s palm exploded again! It was crumbled!
It turned into a puff of radiant fireworks in the starry night.
“Have you found a fitting new champion?” Beside him, Swein was also looking for new champions for himself. Suddenly, he saw a huge champion – Cho’Gath, the Terror of the Void.
[TL Note: Cho’Gath’s nickname in China is Big Bug.]
“If you haven’t found one, this champion might fit you.”
His words were received by silence.
“??” Swein frowned and patted Gulth who was sitting beside him. “Stop watching. Check this champion out.”
There was still no response.
“Gulth?!” Feeling that something wasn’t right, Swein pushed harder.
Immediately, the idle elves saw this scene and yelled, “Ah-! Sir! Bad news! A dragon passed out in fear!”
“What?! A dragon passed out in fear?!”
“Where?! Let me see!”
Many idle customers in the internet café walked up to watch.