Chapter 487: I, Old Sun, Am In a Panic!
“Sorry,
sorry to disturb you!”
Then,
with a bang,
the golden door was quickly closed,
crisp,
swift,
without the slightest bit of sloppiness.
Compared to the leisurely, solemn, and dignified feeling when he first came out, it was as if he had gone to the other extreme.
In fact,
he could even faintly hear a low curse coming from behind the door:
“Which son of a B * tch is scamming people…”
“…”the scabby-headed monk.
“Crack…”
It was as if there was something extremely precious,
it shattered,
it scattered all over the ground.
The scabby-headed Monk’s body, which was now only skin and bones,
shook for a moment,
and then..,
with a “Plop”sound,
he fell backward.
Why did this happen?
How could it be like this?
How could it be like this?
There was no greater sorrow than death of the heart,
perhaps..,
what truly made people despair was not the conquest of the physical body, but the destruction of the spirit!
Zhou Ze, who was sitting on the white bone throne, twitched the corner of his mouth in discord,
the lava did not churn anymore,
the white bones under him also stopped bared their fangs and brandished their claws,
the souls of the dead in the River Styx also kept quiet,
a familiar-looking crow seemed to be planning to fly over his head and shout for a while, but when it saw this formation, it immediately turned around and was scared away.
A few fallen leaves were blown over by the wind, but before they could get close, they were blown back by the blast of the lava, so they did not float over.
Where was the Buddha?
Where was the Buddha?
Where was the Buddha!
He put on the most solemn formation,
i put on the most dignified self,
i thought I could meet a junior who was equal to me,
but what does this mean now?
I even put on a welcoming ceremony,
i put on a guard of honor,
but I ended up throwing flirtatious glances at the blind man?
Zhou Ze was at a loss for a moment,
he seemed to be unable to accept this sudden change,
it was similar to the feeling he had when he first woke up,
he was completely unprepared.
After the confusion,
there was anger,
zhou Ze suddenly stood up,
the white bone throne behind him disappeared,
the lava on the ground also disappeared,
even the souls in the river disappeared altogether.
The sky was still the same sky,
the road was still the road,
the river bank was still the river bank,
nothing had changed,
everything had returned to its original state.
Zhou Ze was still standing there,
he felt that he was now a ZZ,
what on Earth was he doing?
“Where… is your… Buddha?”
Zhou ze shouted at the motionless monk with a scabby head,
the monk with a scabby head did not respond,
he was already at the end of his rope.
“Is this… the… Buddha you speak of?”
Zhou Ze took a deep breath,
a hand subconsciously grabbed his chest,
but this time, it was not to stab him,
this time..,
it was really his chest that hurt,
it was so angry that it hurt!
He did not hesitate to expose his identity to meet Buddha,
but Buddha was actually intimidated by his own aura,
zhou Ze was even certain that,
buddha did not even see him,
it was purely after he sensed his own aura after the door was opened by a small crack,
he was so frightened that he immediately closed the door,
he even said that he had entered the wrong door?
He even said that he had disturbed him?
Of course..,
it was a good thing that his identity was not discovered. Once the fact that he was still alive was leaked to the upper levels, it would definitely cause a great disturbance. At that time, it would not be something that a study room that could pass through the city could withstand.
However, Zhou Ze did not feel the slightest bit of relief because of this,
he did not hesitate to expose his identity and meet the True Buddha,
but was this what a Buddha looked like?
Zhou Ze’s arms began to tremble, and the pained expression on his face began to deepen,
he stared fiercely at the corpse of the monk with the head of a scab,
he forcefully stretched out his hand,
he intended to turn the monk with the head of a scab into a zombie,
he wanted him to never enter the cycle of reincarnation,
this was the price he had to pay for making fun of himself!
Didn’t you want to become a Buddha?
I’ll let you never be reincarnated,
and become a rebellious existence that the three realms would not tolerate!
But halfway through reaching out,
zhou Ze suddenly closed his eyes,
and then knelt on the ground,
gritting his teeth,
he wanted to struggle,
but in the end, he directly held onto the railing at the edge of the road,
her body trembled..,
and she didn’t move at all.
“Crash…”
The black chains that had been locked onto the tanned girl’s body for a long time finally disappeared..,
the tanned girl instinctively wanted to get up. She wanted to run..,
but her legs didn’t listen to her at all.
She sat on the ground and looked at her legs. She wanted to use a resentful gaze to look at the man who was squatting at the edge of the railing. But for some reason, when her gaze was about to sweep over him, her anger instantly vanished.
She,
didn’t dare!
Yes,
after seeing the scene just now,
the so-called anger,
the so-called dissatisfaction,
the so-called hatred,
was completely erased,
the kind of despair, the kind of desolation where the body and soul were crushed over and over again!
She was completely conquered.
She gritted her teeth,
looked Up,
she really wanted to cry,
she really wanted to stay in her mother-in-law’s arms and cry,
she regretted burying her mother-in-law so early several times today,
and she shouldn’t have buried her mother-in-law so deep,
she shouldn’t have buried her mother-in-law so deep without making any marks,
and now she couldn’t find her mother-in-law even if she wanted to dig her up.
Unlike the tanned girl who sat there feeling sorry for herself,
when she saw Zhou Ze suddenly leaning against the railing motionlessly,
yingying immediately realized something,
she struggled to get up,
she stumbled and ran to Zhou Ze’s side.
“Boss? Boss?”
Yingying supported Zhou Ze. At this moment, Zhou Ze’s eyes were still closed as if he had not woken up. However, Yingying knew that the person in his body right now was definitely her boss.
“Hey!”
Yingying looked at the tanned girl who was still sitting there stupidly and feeling sorry for herself,
this little tanned girl had a silly look on her face,
she raised her head,
she looked up at the sky,
she seemed to be lost in her own life.
“Hey, where’s the antidote?”
Ying Ying called out for the second time before the other party reacted.
“Antidote?”The tanned girl was stunned for a moment, then she looked at Zhou Ze. “You fainted again?”
Are You F * cking playing a game of changing your face,
one moment of poison, one moment of dizziness..,
indirectly?
“Where’s the antidote? !
If you don’t take out the antidote..,
i’ll Beat You Up!”
Ying Ying was now acting like a big sister to a newly-admitted little sister.
She had also seen the previous scene, especially the black chick’s legs. She also understood what that person had done to her. Although there were a few twists and turns, this black chick was now tied to the door of the study room.
To put it nicely, she was an employee,
to put it nicely, she was actually a slave!
Yes,
she was the person that Yingying needed to discipline,
the boss was so busy, he had so many things to attend to every day… uh,
in short, the boss definitely did not have the time to care,
she had to shoulder the responsibility,
she had to properly educate her and let her know her manners!
“The antidote…”
The black chick touched her body, then pointed at Zhou Ze and said,
“It was crushed by him. It’s gone.”
“…”Yingying.
At this moment, Zhou Ze’s eyes suddenly opened and he subconsciously covered his forehead. His head hurt.
But then..,
he stopped holding his forehead,
instead, he covered his chest,
f * ck..,
his chest hurt even more.
Zhou ze lowered his head,
he looked at his chest,
which B * Stard had almost made a hole in his chest?
Although it was already scabbed..,
it still looked very scary.
“Boss, you’re Awake?”
Yingying immediately hugged Zhou Ze.
“Yeah, I’m awake. Be Good.”
Zhou ze reached out and touched Yingying’s hair. Then, Zhou Ze saw the black chick sitting not far away.
Especially the black chick’s legs,
the way her veins were exposed and how she couldn’t stand or move..,
zhou Ze was a little speechless:
“TSK TSK, Yingying, you’re quite ruthless.”
Boss Zhou liked to be straightforward in fights. Basically, he would kill as many people as he could. He wouldn’t be so perverted as to play torture.
“AH, boss, did you do this? Oh No, it was done by that guy.”
“That guy?”
Zhou ze shook his head in puzzlement,
“He came out before?”
“Oh, it’s so exciting!”
Ying Ying waved her hands,
“It’s much more exciting than watching a 3D movie.”
“Huh?”
Zhou ze could not understand how this had anything to do with a 3D movie, but he still asked immediately:
“Right, where’s the monk?”
“Dead.”
“Dead? Killed by him?”
“Yes, oh no, no. That monk seems to have played himself to death.”
“Played himself to death?”
So Magical?
Alright, Alright. Since he knew that that Monk had come out, then the nearby threats should have been resolved. Zhou Ze was relieved.
After all, if that Monk didn’t clean up the nearby threats and went back, he would have to come out again. If he couldn’t come out, then Zhou Ze would definitely be in a weak state. The two brothers would have to GG together.
Zhou Ze looked at the black chick again,
he secretly thought that Yinggou did a good job this time,
he knew that the black chick was useful and kept her for him,
inexplicably,
zhou Ze felt a warmth coming from himself,
yes,
it could indeed be said that he warmed himself.
What boss Zhou didn’t know was that,
when he was unconscious,
when yinggou took control of his body,
he originally wanted to directly kill the black chick,
but at that moment,
his heart was in so much pain that he couldn’t breathe.
In fact, when Ying Gou wanted to directly dig out his heart and play tug-of-war,
the unconscious boss Zhou didn’t have any reaction,
if it wasn’t for that stubborn monk with a mangy head jumping around crazily several times to attract hatred points and attention,
he wouldn’t even hesitate to create an “Empty door”,
it stimulated the hot blood in Yinggou’s body,
maybe Yinggou could play tug-of-war with himself for a long time,
just like how Zhou Botong played left and right combat with himself,
but yinggou played even more bloody.
“Help me up!”
“Okay.”
Zhou Ze held onto Bai Yingying’s arm and wanted to stand up,
at this moment, Bai Yingying was also in a state of exhaustion,
boss Zhou’s body had just been used by Ying Gou to play a “Holographic projection.”
At first, he wanted to go straight to the point with Ying Gou, but he did not want to conserve his energy,
and because of that..,
the master and servant had just stood up, leaning against each other,
before they could stand up properly..,
they fell backward together,
they rolled into a ball.
“Boss, Yingying doesn’t have any strength left.”
Yingying panted heavily,
she had used up too much energy today,
the most infuriating thing was..,
she had even been stabbed in the palm by that bad guy!
Who knew if those skincare products or the medicine used to remove scars would have any effect on the zombie’s skin..,
would her hand be scarred all the time?
“Then lie down. I don’t have any strength left either. Oh right, my phone.”
Zhou ze reached into his pocket,
the phone was still there,
it was just that the screen was a little broken, but it was still functional.
However..,
when he took out his phone and the screen lit up, Zhou Ze suddenly realized that..,
there was still no signal!
The phone was not broken,
the operation was also normal,
this was the iPhone X S Max that Yingying had specially bought for him a while ago.
“Why is there still no signal?”
Zhou Ze was a little puzzled,
“The barrier hasn’t been broken yet?”
“It has been broken, but the scene just now was too big. It probably messed up all the magnetic fields in the vicinity.”
The black chick answered directly,
she was resigned to her fate,
she even knew how to take the initiative to answer questions.
“Forget it, let’s rest here for a while.”
Zhou Ze did not plan to do anything else,
at worst, he would make the bed the sky the quilt,
he would directly hug Yingying to sleep.
Then..,
a scene that made the black chick feel incredulous appeared,
it was late at night..,
on the main road..,
the Man and the woman, master and servant,
were actually lying together on the road,
it began..,
to sleep!
… ..
“Have you bought the tickets?”
Officer Chen picked up the coffee in front of him and took a sip.
“Yes, I have. There is no high-speed train or bullet train from Xuzhou to Tongcheng. It will take a longer time to take the K train,”Zhang Yanfeng replied.
In fact, the bullet train from Tongcheng was only opened two years ago. There were still very few routes, and there was no high-speed train at the moment. For a long time, when high-speed train stations were being built all over the country, from Tongcheng to the north all the way to Huai’an.., it was still the same green train model.
After tonight’s gathering, they would have to part ways. Since the case was over, the joint task force naturally had to be disbanded, and everyone went back to their own homes.
Zhang Yanfeng actually didn’t buy a ticket. In the evening, his boss called and said that things were going smoothly. He even asked if he wanted to eat dog meat, but he refused.
Tomorrow morning, he would go to look for the boss and the others, and then accompany them to look for the Little Loli.
No matter what, he was a member of the bookstore and one of the ghost hunters. He had to do his part.
“You’re going back to Nanjing, right?”Zhang Yanfeng asked.
“Yes.”
Officer Chen nodded.
Then..,
there was a silence.
Officer Chen didn’t want to say anything,
zhang Yanfeng didn’t know what to say either,
if it’s awkward, so be it,
what was more awkward than awkward was actually using an even more awkward way to break this awkwardness.
Fortunately..,
zhang Yanfeng’s cell phone rang.
He picked up the call,
“Hello.”
“Zhi Zhi… zhi… Zhi Zhi Zhi… zhi… zhi… zhi…”
Monkey?
“What did you say? Speak Slowly.”
Zhang Yanfeng smiled at officer Chen who was sitting in front of him as he answered the phone.
“Squeak… squeak… squeak… squeak… squeak… squeak…”
“Oh, I see. Say It again. The signal seems to be a little bad here. It’s in the cafe.”
“Squeak… squeak… squeak… squeak… squeak…”
Zhang Yanfeng bit his lips,
he really didn’t understand.
“Um, can someone pick up next to me…”
Zhang Yanfeng felt that he had asked a useless question. If the little monkey had the boss or the old Taoist priest by his side, how could he let a monkey call him?
“Can you send a text message?”
The monkey should know how to type, right?
He remembered that the monkey knew how to take a taxi online,
he could even start a live broadcast,
he should..,
know How to read, right?
“Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak!”
Zhang Yanfeng’s head was a little big,
this was really like a chicken talking to a duck.
And at this moment..,
zhang Yanfeng realized that the number of the caller ID was a little special,
this..,
this was a call made from a public phone booth!
How could he send a text message?
“Is it a prank?”
Officer Chen asked.
“Yes, what?”
“It’s a prank.”
Officer Chen put down the coffee cup in his hand.
“A prank? Heh Heh, no, this is a friend of Mine’s monkey… good grandson.”
“Heh heh, if that’s the case, that child is quite smart.”
“Huh?”
“Your phone is leaking. I just heard some.”
“Heard some?”
“Yes.”
“You understand it?”
“A little.”
Zhang Yanfeng was stunned,
so awesome..,
so, to be the most outstanding criminal police officer, he had to learn the language of beasts?
“What he said was Morse code.”
“…”Zhang Yanfeng.
Zhang Yanfeng suddenly felt that his IQ had been crushed,
first, he was crushed by the female police officer in front of him,
then, she was crushed again by a monkey who even knew how to use Morse code.
“Let’s put it on public display. I’ll help you translate it. It’s quite interesting. Just treat it as a bedtime game.”
As police officer Chen spoke, she took out a pen and a small notebook from her pocket. She was ready.
“Uh, okay.”
Zhang Yanfeng hesitated for a moment, but she still agreed,
since it was to the point where the monkey sent him the Morse code..,
something might have happened on the boss’s side.
“You continue to call… continue to send the password, I’m listening.”
Zhang Yanfeng said after opening the public speaker.
“Zhi Zhi Zhi…”
About 15 minutes later,
officer Chen tore off a piece of paper,
he handed it to Zhang Yanfeng.
“It’s an address, and there are a few very strange descriptions that describe the location of this address.”
Zhang Yanfeng took a look at the paper,
“Phone booth,
the Moon is in the west,
the river is in the east,
doggie is behind,
construction Road.”
This was indeed the way to determine the location from the monkey’s perspective,
it was a little difficult to get the monkey to specifically find out which road, which road’s junction, and so on. He guessed that construction road had just happened to see some signs nearby.
“I’ll drive there now.”Zhang Yanfeng packed his things and stood up.
“Do you need me to accompany you?”Officer Chen asked.
“No need. You should rest. You’re tired after working for so long. Rest early.”
Zhang Yanfeng rushed out,
the car borrowed by the local branch of Xuzhou was parked in front of the cafe,
after Zhang Yanfeng got in the car, he drove directly in the direction of construction road,
with those terms, it shouldn’t be hard to find.
What did “Behind the dog”mean?
“Pet Shop? No, it’s… It’s a dog meat shop!”
Zhang Yanfeng remembered,
the Boss had called him and told him that they were going to eat dog meat.
The dog meat shop on Jianshe Road, right,
then it would be easy to find.
After Zhang Yanfeng left,
officer Chen didn’t move and continued to sit in her previous seat, but asked the waiter to refill the coffee and asked for it to be hot.
Then she picked up the hot coffee,
and drank it quickly and contentedly.
On the small notebook in front of her,
there was actually a sentence written on the second page,
she didn’t tear this one down and give it to Zhang Yanfeng.
And the translation of the content on this piece of paper, when added with a bit of association and artistic touch to make it smooth..,
the meaning was probably:
“Come quickly,
monkey, I’m panicking.”
..
Today’s 20,000-word update, completed!
The new month was about to begin,
asking for a monthly ticket,
asking for a reward,
asking for passion,
after all,
there were still six more days to go!