Chapter 1782: [Side Story] confinement play (8) kingship and shortcut
Translator: 549690339
Not long after the live broadcast began, while Zhang Zian was chatting with the netizens, a familiar ID entered the live broadcast room. He was working and didn’t notice, nor did many netizens.
Manager, I asked yesterday about my cat. I’m here today to report.”
Some netizens who had Zhang Zian’s personal WeChat saw the bullet screen and saw that Zhang Zian was still cleaning up the cat litter and dog poop, so they reminded him to look at the bullet screen through WeChat messages.
Zhang Zian finally walked back to the phone and said,””Oh, welcome. How’s the situation?”
“To be honest, there’s no obvious improvement, maybe because the time was too short …”
“I’ve hidden all my food. I only have a small bowl of cat food beside me. ”
“I’m sitting on the bed and playing with my phone. It’s still hiding under the sofa, occasionally sticking its head out to glance at me, and its eyes are very fierce …”
“It might have pooped again, it’s very smelly.”
“Should I Kick It Out from under the sofa? It’s not too hot now, but it might attract insects in a few days …”
This situation was within Zhang Zian’s expectations, so he didn’t let the netizens have high expectations.
“Cats have very strong endurance, especially this kind of stray cat. It’s nothing to go hungry for a day or two, so you have to persist and not be soft-hearted.” Zhang Zian said,”you don’t have to drive it out for now. Tomorrow, or at most the day after tomorrow, it will be so hungry that it will come out by itself.”
“Then why don’t I have to do it?”
“Well, just keep it as it is. By the way, I don’t know what you wear at home, but it’s best to wear thick clothes on your legs and thin gloves on your hands. This cat is likely to have a bad temper when it’s hungry and will scratch or bite your legs when you’re not prepared.” Zhang Zian reminded her.
“Oh, I know. The other netizens still have questions, so I can’t take up all of their time. I won’t stop the livestream, I’ll look for you again if there’s anything. ”
“Well, good. This is a long battle. Let’s see who is more patient.” Zhang Zian nodded.
The other netizens also expressed their opinions.
“I thought this was a movie, but it seems like it’s going to become a drama.”
“Sigh, I really want to know the results in advance after transmigrating a few days …”
Zhang Zian guessed that the idiotic netizen had no patience, so he said,””Don’t worry, it won’t be too long. The process of disciplining an evil cat like this is supposed to be long. If we do it step by step, it will take half a month or even a month to see the results … But I know you are impatient, so I will find a way to speed up the progress. Just wait and see. ”
“F * ck! Manager, you still dare to keep me in suspense?”
“Manager, you’re really working hard for the popularity of your live broadcast …”
In fact, Zhang Zian didn’t mean to keep them in suspense. Just like in middle school exams, there was often more than one solution to a big question. There were both the king’s way of solving it step by step and cumbersome, and the shortcut’s way of solving it. So, when the teacher explained the test paper, which solution would he use to solve the question?
There was no need to ask. Everyone liked a shortcut solution. A King’s Way solution required more than a dozen steps to calculate the result, while a sword’s unconventional solution might only require a few steps.
However, most of the teachers would only use the king’s way solution to demonstrate how to solve the problem. Some of the more responsible teachers would first use the king’s way solution to demonstrate it once, and then choose the shortcut solution to demonstrate it again. There was absolutely no teacher who would only demonstrate the shortcut solution and not the king’s way solution.
In any case, the best solution was the foundation. This was because not all students could think of the shortcut solution during the exam. It was often the privilege of the top students. Moreover, the shortcut solution was not universal. It only targeted one question. If the question stem was slightly changed, it would not be suitable.
In other words, the shortcut solution required certain prerequisites, which was to be opportunistic, while the king solution was suitable for every person and every question of the same type.
Zhang Zian was now facing hundreds of people in the live broadcast room, like students of different levels in big classes. He wanted to demonstrate the way of the king solution, or at least explain the general idea of the way of the king solution clearly. However, due to time constraints, he would supplement it with a shortcut solution, but the way of the king solution was the foundation.
The so-called King’s Way of solving the problem might have a cumbersome process, but as long as the process was done correctly, the result would definitely be correct … Unless there was something wrong with the problem itself, such as a stubborn and hopeless evil cat.
After listening to his explanation, the netizens understood in their hearts. After all, everyone had gone to school, but they still had to make fun of him verbally.
At this moment, another netizen suddenly asked for help,””Manager! Look at me first! My cat is sick, shouldn’t we send it to the hospital immediately?”
When the netizens heard this, they got excited again.
“If you’re sick, go to the hospital X; if you’re sick, ask the pet store manager √.”
“Brother, Mr. Jin is not qualified to practice medicine. Isn’t it a waste to ask him?”
“Ask my ass! Hurry up and send him to the nearest Pet Hospital!”
The netizen panicked after being criticized by everyone.”Alright, I’ll put on my clothes and send it to the hospital immediately …”
“Wait a moment!”
Zhang Zian stopped him.”Don’t rush. We don’t need to rush to the hospital in a minute or two. Why don’t you tell me how it got sick first?”
“Uh, diarrhea, doesn’t eat, poor spirit, always sleeping …”
“No more?” Zhang Zian asked.
“Well, I think it’s gone, but it’s already the second day. It hasn’t eaten for nearly two days, and it’s still having diarrhea. My heart hurts …”
When the other netizens heard this, they exploded even more.
“This is the cat plague! It’s the kitten’s bad luck to have a master like you!”
“You were like this yesterday, and you only want to be sent to the hospital today?”
“A poor little life is going to be destroyed in your hands.”
“You still have the face to say your heart aches? You’re feeling heartache over the money, right?”
That netizen was also very depressed.”Yesterday, I thought it was because it ate too much. When people eat too much, it’s normal to have diarrhea for the whole day and not want to eat, right? I didn’t expect it to be like this today …”
Zhang Zian stopped everyone from arguing.”Calm down. Where did you buy your cat?” he asked. Did you get a vaccine?”
“Uh, I didn’t buy my cat. It’s a kitten that someone I know gave birth to. I thought it was quite cute, so I brought one back two months later … You probably didn’t get the vaccine, right? I wanted to get it. I’ve been following your public account for a long time and I know that vaccines are very important, but now there’s a sudden disaster. A while ago, it couldn’t even leave the neighborhood, so it was delayed …” The netizen tried to explain under everyone’s criticism.
“We’re doomed! If you don’t get a vaccine, it must be the cat plague!”
“Brother, I’m begging you to send him to the hospital, don’t delay! If you delay any longer, you will lose your cat life!”
The other netizens had already given the kitten a death sentence.
Zhang Zian thought for a moment and comforted her.”Observe carefully. Think about it carefully. If there are no other symptoms, I don’t recommend you go to the hospital.”