Ch 260 There’s a Mermaid at Home (10.21)
Again, NSFW.

August raised his head and kissed her dainty lips, nourishing until them until they were plump and rosy, licking endlessly.

“We’re going back so I can eat you.” August got up and tidied up XunMi’s clothes, picked her up in his arms, opened the door, and exited.

If they hadn’t arrived at home, he wouldn’t have let go of this little seductress.[1]

He hurried back to the room, locked the door, threw XunMi onto the big soft bed, and immediately pressed her down under him.

He impatiently tore at XunMi’s clothing, not caring whether they were ruined in the process.

When the two faced each other frankly, even though it was not the first time, Xunmi still felt a little shy.

August didn’t give her time to be shy. He lowered his body and directly entered that place of ecstasy.

XunMi hugged August’s shoulders and automatically wrapped her legs around his waist to make it easier for him to enter more deeply.

This just made August’s movements more frantic, and more deeply possessive.

The lamps in the bedroom remained lit all night long. The two people intertwined with each other on the bed, and didn’t stop for rest until the eastern sky revealed the marble white color of dawn.

In the morning, Angust went out with a refreshed face and bright air. That man with the icy face that was year-round afflicted with facial paralysis was, unexpectedly, also able to tick his lips up into a slight smile.

Everyone in the military department who saw this scene felt their eyes almost pop out.

Also, “Can you concentrate on the meeting, Major-General?” was a question that had been asked three times, and yet you still have a look of “What did you say just now? I didn’t hear.” Is this really ok?

Truly, August wasn’t doing it on purpose. It’s just that he was chatting with his family’s Mi’er.

[August, you bastard, you ate your fill and ran off. Don’t even think about getting in my bed tonight.]

This was the message sent by XunMi after she woke up and found no one there. She had an urge to act tsundere and bother August.

[Wife, it’s obviously you who climbed into my bed. aggrieved_face.jpg][2]

[(#‵′) Fuck, you get your ass back here, I’m gonna thrash you!

(￣ε (# ￣) ☆ ╰╮ (￣ ▽ ￣ ///)]

[Ok, ok, I’ll be right back. How do you want to thrash me? Do you want me to bring you back a whip? Will it hurt your hand? Otherwise, why don’t we try something else in bed?]

Even if eating her changed him to seem like a different person, this was too extreme.

XunMi laid on her stomach on the bed, looking at the latest message, her face a tragic sight. The hell! This kind of husband, she really needed help![3]

[Scoundrel! You bastard! August, I want to eat a ton of small dried fish! Without bones!!!]

Hmph! ╭(╯^╰)╮You want to bully me? Think I can’t bully you back? Really!

[You’ll only eat the dried fish? And not eat me? I’m hurt.]

XunMi really wanted to die. Her husband’s shamelessness had once again broken through to new heights.

She cast away the Light Brain[4] and buried her face in the pillow, her face flushed red enough to drip blood.

This guy only knew how to sexually harass her. Just wait till he comes back, she’ll let him know that this little pot is made of iron!!![5]

After spending half a day ensuring his family’s Mi’er was too embarrassed to send back any more messages, he finally returned his attention to the meeting.

“What was just said? Quickly. If it’s not important, then let’s adjourn.”

He still needed to go back and cultivate feelings with his mermaid. Ideally, this cultivation would occur on the bed. Then life would be perfect.

Also, for this old man who had never eaten meat for more than a hundred years, pray tell, after he’s tasted it, how could he now resist the smell?

John: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ He felt August had just been talking nonsense for a long time.

“Major General, the investigation into the royal family for the traitor has ended, and the investigation into our military department is still in progress, but there is a problem. So far no suspicious points have been found, but one of our military’s top-secret files on the deep sea mermaids has disappeared. I do not know when it was lost, as the matter was only discovered today. There was nothing unusual found from surveillance. We’ve come to the conclusion that, to execute such a meticulous plan, the person who did this must have been very familiar with our internal workings. Finally, His Majesty Anson sent a letter saying he’s found a suspicious person, and would like to meet with the Major-General tonight to discuss the matter.”

John had repeated this one more time, his face expressionless, his tone rigid.

Your mother! He’d said the same thing four or five times. He was very tired, you know? He hadn’t had even a drop of water and his mouth was very dry.

August gently tapped his fingers on the table. Only files about deep sea mermaids was missing. No other confidential information had been stolen, just a few insignificant things.

What was the purpose?

Or was there something in those files that contained some secret they weren’t aware of? Or maybe they needed that stuff as some kind of evidence?

Wait, deep sea mermaids! Mi’er! Someone must have discovered something![6]

He quickly got up and left.

At this time, XunMi was communicating with Betti. After that day they’d had the heart-to-heart, the relationship between them had changed.

Betti would now look for her when something was up, or to chat, or to ask her opinion on certain things.

[En, got it. I’ll come get you in a week.]

Betti’s fish scales should have finished growing back by the end of another week.

August came back to find her nestled in the sofa, chatting, her fish tail swaying back and forth.

Seeing her lazy and leisurely appearance, August felt a heat rising inside him, and directly pounced upon her.

Quick of eye and deft of hand, XunMi threw the Light Brain to the side, completely speechless at the man pressing down on her, and rolled her eyes.

“Ah … don’t touch it.” She was almost immediately flooded by the tingling and throbbing sensations from her fish tail.

Damn it! She forgot that the fish tail is the most sensitive place. She moved slightly and transformed her tail into legs.

She was still aching and weak from last night’s exercise. It seemed that today again she wouldn’t be going out.

August stared blankly as the beautiful, cold, sea-blue smooth scales under his hand turned into long tender white thighs. Regret flashed through his eyes.

He had thought he could try the fish tail on the sofa. That taste would also definitely be one of ecstasy.

If XunMi knew August’s thoughts, she would definitely deride him as a beast. Unexpectedly he had such heavy tastes, wanting to ****.[7]

Ah, pei![8] I am not a beast, I’m overflowing with love!

“Give me a massage. I’m not feeling well so you can’t eat.”

XunMi kicked August, flipped her body over, and arrogantly indicated with her chin to first massage her legs, then her waist.

“Mi’er, how many deep sea mermaids are there?” August asked as he obediently massaged according to XunMi’s request.

“Just me and Betti. What’s the matter?”

XunMi blinked as she tilted her head to look at August.

August nodded. “I’m not quite sure yet. Someone stole a file about the deep sea mermaids from the military. I haven’t read that file, so I don’t know what’s in it.”

“But information held by the military must not be simple, right?” XunMi cut in.

“En, so I’m worried that something will happen. I will arrange two people to be at your side for the next two days. Don’t resent them because they’re ugly and not handsome like me. Be good, and don’t let me worry, ok?”

August was deadly earnest one second, and completely shameless the next.

Translator’s Notes
[1] Wait, were they in the car this whole time? Who was driving?!

[2] The raws literally said 委屈脸·JPG. Maybe something like this? Lol.

[3] The phrase used here was «hold不住», made popular by a contestant on a Taiwanese variety show in 2011. An explanation of the phrase and origin can be found .

[4] I guess it’s a futuristic equivalent to the cell phone.

[5] From what I can gather, this is derived from the phrase, 锅儿不知道是铁造 (the pot doesn’t know it’s made of iron), meaning though the pot is small, it’s made of hard iron and shouldn’t be underestimated.

[6] No shit, Sherlock. Glad to see his brain is back online.

[7] The **** was in the raws. But you know what he was thinking.

[8] Sound effect for spitting.