Chapter 51: Why Are You So Shameless?
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“Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law, save me…” Lin Nan quickly crawled towards Chen and grabbed his thigh.
Right now, Chen was his savior!
“Don’t worry, Boss is here. This group of stinky-potatoes-rotten-eggs will not be able to harm you!” Chen said calmly.
“Huh? How come it’s you, bastard!”
When Dabiao saw Chen, his eyes were ablaze. He shouted angrily, “I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to find you! And here you, are knocking on my doorstep!”
“Hehe, I was actually looking for you as well, my son!” Chen laughed mockingly.
Dabiao’s face reddened. He yelled, livid, “Asshole! I’m going to kill you today!”
“Hehe, I was also ready to beat the living sh*t out of you.” Chen shrugged.
“You little prick! Did you forget to take your medication? We just fought two days ago. It only showed that you had some bite to your bark – but you can never win against me!”
Dabiao snorted in derision, and immediately swung a fist at Chen.
Seeing Dabiao’s incoming assault, Lin Nan was scared witless and tightened his grip on Chen’s leg.
“Haha! You weren’t my match to begin with – but now, you even brought a pussy along with you. I’ll be damned if you don’t die today!” Dabiao smirked.
“Hehe, I only need to use one hand to defeat a piece of crap like you,” Chen said, unconcerned. He raised his right hand and charged forward at full-speed.
“My god! So fast…”
Dabiao yelped, quickly realizing that Chen’s strike was several times faster than it was, two days ago!
But his – Dabiao’s – speed was no different from that of two days ago. He could not react swiftly enough!
The explosive sound broke the silence. Dabiao was slapped so hard that he spun around three times, like a spinning top.
His vision blurred, and his legs buckled. His head hit the ground with a loud bang.
“My goodness! Am I dreaming? The brat actually slapped Brother Biao!”
“No! This must be a hallucination…”
“This is too scary…”
The few followers who were standing nearby were scared out their wits. They stared gaping with their eyes wide opened, and attempted to sidle towards the exit.
Even Bearman Dabiao was thrashed with one slap. If the followers stayed, they would be dicing with death.
Chen could not be bothered to go after them. He simply shook his leg to shake off Lin Nan’s grip on his thigh, and walked towards them.
“Are you ready to give up now?” Chen asked, looking down at Dabiao.
“Not in a million years!” Dabiao bellowed.
Suddenly, he yelled and yanked out a machete from his back, and plunged it towards Chen’s thigh.
The distance between them was very close and it all happened very quickly. If it were to happen two days ago, Chen would not have been able to dodge it.
But at this moment, such an attack did not pose any threat to him at all.
Chen simply lifted his leg, effortlessly avoiding the blade. He then casually stepped onto Dabiao’s face with his size 41 shoes.
Dabiao was shoved to the ground, a large footprint imprinted on his face. He was bleeding profusely out of both of his nostrils.
“You know no shame!”
Chen gave up playing nice.
Using one foot, he stepped on the wrist that was holding the machete. There was a loud crack. And just like that, Chen had crushed Dabiao’s wrist, so that he would never be able to hold a knife again.
“Ah! Ah…!” Dabiao screamed in agony, his face twisted in pain.
Chen had no intentions of stopping. He swung his leg and kicked Da Biao in the ribcage.
There was another cracking sound. At least three or four of Da Biao’s ribs were shattered.
“Ouch… This is impossible… This is absolutely impossible… How can a bastard like you be so strong? Were you actually holding back before this?”
Da Biao’s pupil dilated. They were filled with both horror and shock.
Even if he was to borrow ten other brains, he would not be able to figure it out. How was it possible for Chen’s strength to evolve so significantly?
Chen did not bother explaining to him. ‘Thump, thump, thump’ down came another vicious kick.
Today, at this hour, Chen could defeat five hundred low-combat-powered people on his own easily.
There was no need to deliberate on how strong he was.
Dabiao simply could not withstand such savage torture, and begged for mercy hysterically, “Have mercy! Boss, have mercy…! You are my dear brother… My grandpa! Forgive me…”
“Hmph! What a stubborn cow. You should have surrendered before I start beating you earlier!” Chen curled his lips and stopped his beatdown.
“Hack… Hack… Urgh…” Da Biao clutched his stomach, coughing up so much blood that he could barely speak.
“From today onwards, You and Lin Nan don’t owe each other anything. If you dare harass the siblings again, I’m going to mess you up even more. It’s going to be more than just vomiting blood.”
Chen stared intently and emitted an aura of arrogance.
“Argh… Urgh…” Dabiao nodded with much difficulty. Even if he was to have one million guts, he wouldn’t have dared said say no!
“Let’s go, Nan.” Chen beckoned and left the room.
Only then, Lin Nan, who was frozen in place, was jolted out of his daze, and had obediently hurried after Chen.
As they were leaving, in the corner of the casino, a mysterious figure could not help but exclaim, “How could this be prick be so fast?”
“Brother-in-law! You are my idol! You are my God! You are my hero! You are…”
On the way, Lin Nan did not stop sucking up. He was like a crazy groupie, constantly sidling up to Chen. Also, Lin Nan was extremely ecstatic.
“Listen, when we get home later, don’t tell your sister that I fought, okay?” Chen instructed.
“Roger that! Whatever you say, brother-in-law!” Lin Nan nodded like a chicken pecking at grains. Chen’s words to him were like holy words from heaven.
Lin Xiang had not gone to bed yet. She was seated by the door, waiting.
When she saw the two men, a bright, sunny smile appeared on her soft, beautiful face.
Without waiting for her to speak, Lin Nan had already run over, held her arm and said solemnly, “Sis! From today onwards, I will never ever gamble again! I swear, if I do, I will be struck by lightning and rot in…”
“Don’t talk nonsense!” Lin Xiang immediately covered his mouth, her face full of surprise and asked, “You are you really my brother?”
“Yes! Of course! I will always be your brother! From today onwards, I want to become a man like my brother-in-law! Working hard to earn money, honoring elder sister! And also honoring brother-in-law” Lin Nan said, straightfaced.
Lin Xiang was dumbfounded. She could not believe her ears.
All these years, she had worried herself sick, scolded him, struck him, but nothing had affected him.
How is it, that after going out with Chen for just a few hours, he had completely transformed?
Lin Xiang found herself suspecting if her own little bother had been brainwashed by Chen? Or if he was drugged?
“Nan, why don’t you go in first. I just need to ask Chen some questions.” Lin Xiang said.
“Great! I have no intentions of being the third wheel!” Lin Nan grinned, and ran into the house, in high spirits.
Lin Xiang bit her lip and threw herself into Chen’s arms, holding him tightly!
Chapter 52: The Real Inside Story
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Their bodies were firmly against each other’s, leaving no room in between them.
Chen could feel the shocking softness of her firm breasts against his chest, and he could smell her skin and hair, which was so soft and sweet, like dripping honey.
“Chen, Thank you!”
Lin Xiang’s lips were in his ear, and she whispered, “If it wasn’t for you, Lin Nan and I would already have fallen into the abyss – beyond redemption! Thank you so much…”
“It’s nothing. I already told you that I would bear all your burdens.”
Chen rubbed her back gently. Even though he spoke with much seriousness, his mind was already indulging in a fantasy.
In fact, if Chen’s mind had not gone there while this extraordinarily stunning woman was pressed against his body, Chen would have to go see the male fertility specialist.
“I don’t know how I could ever repay you. If you don’t mind… From today onwards, I am your woman…” Lin’s voice was as delicate as the tinkling of silver bells.
Because she was nervous, she had unconsciously tugged on Chen’s shirt, causing their bodies to come closer.
What the f*ck!
Chen had a look of ecstasy on his face.
Lin actually said such a thing!
This was just too freaking awesome!
“Unless I have been kicked in the head by a donkey, I would never be able to reject a beautiful woman such as you!” Chen was extremely excited.
Before he could say anything else, Lin’s lips were already on his.
Oh my god!
Forcefully kissed by Lin?!
Chen’s entire body seized up. A strong burning desire coursed through his body.
But almost immediately, he realized that something was not right. Even though Lin had initiated the kiss, in reality, she had no idea on how to do it right.
She was pecking on Chen’s mouth, like a bird pecking at grains. Chen did not know whether to laugh or to cry.
At this critical moment, Chen had to be the one to teach her on how to kiss properly!
Chen parted his lips and began to use his tongue to launch an offensive attack.
At first, he was met with some resistance – Lin even bit his tongue once.
But, fear was not a trait that a pioneer should have.
Chen remained patient, even though it was a difficult challenge. After a few attempts, trying to pry open Lin’s lips, his tongue finally slipped into her mouth.
Lin was a blank canvas in these waters: she had absolutely no experience.
Luckily, Lin was intuitive.
With Chen’s careful correction, she quickly learned to react and harmonize with him. She would even occasionally take the lead.
When lovers kiss, it’s sweeter than honey and more fragrant than flowers.
They kissed and they kissed until they both ended up in the car.
But right at the climax, Lin suddenly announced that she was having her period.
Chen wanted to cry, but there were no tears.
What could he do? So, they could only stop whatever they were doing and sat in the car, discussing life, their dreams. They would just have to wait for another day before resuming the battle.
Chen went back to school and slept till dawn.
The next day, Chen made an appointment to meet Jing Fei.
The stocky man seemed to have grown taller compared three days ago, but it wasn’t very apparent. It seems that heavenly dog food’s effect was most evident, only on the first day.
“How is it— the matter that I asked you to investigate?” Chen asked.
“Your suspicions are correct: There is something very wrong with the female cop!”
Jing Fei explained carefully, “Based on my findings, her joining in the force was very sudden. Nobody knows her background. I also sneaked into archives of the Green Vine police station, but there was nothing on her at all. But one thing is for sure – she has taken over the Dafeng jewelry theft case!”
Chen nodded his head, “So this all leads to us. Thank God you have gone through a major transformation. They have nothing to pin us on. There’s nothing to worry about.”
“But this would make it even harder to sell your jewelry,” Jing Fei said worriedly.
“It doesn’t matter. Anyway, right now, I’m not short on money. I will think of a solution when the Dafeng jewelry shop’s renovation has been completed,” Chen said calmly.
Jing Fei nodded and said, “The renovation company has already started work. The bungalow and the jewelry shop are both under renovation, simultaneously. I believe that it wouldn’t take long to complete.”
“Em… Very good. Once the bungalow is ready, I will bring my parents over.” Chen nodded satisfactorily and continued, “Oh, there is another thing I want you to look into.”
“Boss Chen, just give me the order.” Jing Fei said reverently.
“I want to find out the relationships between the Wen family members,” Chen gave a stern gaze and said, “Three days ago, Wen Feng sent his people to cut off my arm, but Wenyuan alerted the police to save me. There must be something more behind this.”
When Jing Fei heard this, he chuckled, “There’s no need to look into this matter. When I was standing next to Shi Dafeng, I heard a rumor.”
“Oh? Do tell.” Chen was all-ears.
“Old Man Wen has two sons. The first, Wen Tianyuan, is currently the president of the Wen organization; the second, Wen Tiandou, is said to have been practicing atrial arts in Dragon City.
Jing Fei said, “Wenyuan is Wen Tianyuan’s daughter – the eldest child and the eldest grandchild. Unfortunately, she is a girl. So, Old Man Wen chose Wen Tiandou’s son, Wenfeng, the next person in line, to succeed him! This was actually undisputed. But as he grew, Wenfeng became a useless teenager, and Old Man Wen grew to dislike him. So, he has considered making Wenyuan his heir instead!”
“When Wen Tianyuan saw that there was hope for his daughter, he began to actively fight for the opportunity to inherit the family’s fortune. Wen Tiandou and his son are planning to retaliate, their relationship has become as irreconcilable as water and fire. They have had numerous under-the-table fights. It is said that there will great chaos in the family when Wen Tiandou returns from the City of Dragon, in the near future.
Jing Fei understood such matters very well. He managed to tell Chen every single detail, and it answered Chen’s doubts.
“So Wenyuan came on to me – hugging me and trying to win me over, because she was fighting to get her family’s legacy!” Chen could not help but sigh, “These rich people are so sad. Family becoming enemies, daughters offering her bodies to strangers, without a care about her dignity. All this just for the sake of getting the inheritance…”
Jing Fei thought for a while and asked, “Boss Chen, there is something that I really cannot understand: What did Wenyuan see in you that she was actually willing to embrace?”
When Chen heard this, he was startled and said, “That’s a very good question! I have no power, and I have no influence here. I only have a small fortune – compared to Wen family, I’m just a small fish in the sea. What in the world caused her to approach me?”
Just then, Chen’s phone suddenly rang.
The screen showed that it was an unknown number. Wenyuan’s voice was heard when the call was picked up.
Her voice was very delicate and sweet, but at this moment, it was filled with urgency, “Chen! Can you come over to my place? My grandfather’s sickness is acting up! Come and save him…”
When she said this, the reason for her initiation of the hug became clear.
Chen could preserve Old Man Wen’s life. With Chen on her side, she could easily win the fight for the family’s fortune. Her chances of winning would be higher.
“Alright. Give me your address. I will go there now.”
Chen has no interest at all concerning Wen family’s inner conflicts, but when it came to saving Old Man Wen’s life, he had to go.
Chapter 53: Thirty Thousand Merit Points
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Chen was ready to make a move after he hung up the phone. However, his phone vibrated all of a sudden.
Monkey King: Chen, my brother. Didn’t you promise me to send me the spicy sticks?
Chen was stunned. He had almost forgotten to stick to his promise. Actually, Chen still owed Yanwang and Shennong two spicy sticks. The reason for them not coming and asking Chen for it was because the Prime of Tongtian is Chen’s master. The Monkey King did not care about all these stupid rules. When the time came, he would come forward and ask for it.
Chen: Hold on, Monkey King. I will send it to you right now.
Chen looked for a nearest good stall to purchase a packet of spicy sticks. He took three spicy sticks out from the packet and gave it to Yanwang, Shennong, and Monkey King. Yes! You read it right! Chen only gave one spicy stick per deity. He wanted to keep the value of spicy stick blown up. The ‘hunger strike’ selling strategy must not be compromised. After some time, the Red Envelope group was bustling with noise and excitement.
Yanwang: Hahaha! Finally, I finally received my share of spicy sticks from Chen! I can slowly enjoy it!
Zhu Bajie: Is it really that good? (The salivating emojis)
NeZha: I have no idea what are you guys taking about. But, I think this spicy stick must be some kind of legendary delicacy. (Three curious emojis)
Monkey King: It’s more than yummy! It’s super-duper yummy! I have not felt so good for such a long time!
Sanzang: Wukong! Is the spicy stick really that good?!
Bull Demon King: My brother can never be wrong! I should get myself a spicy stick!
God Erlang: The stupid monkey has eaten it! I must eat it as well! I will not lose to him!
Everyone was super excited in the group. But, Shennong did not say anything in the group at all. The old man already sent a personal message to Chen.
Shennong: Chen the God! This spicy stick is too damn delicious! I want three more!
“Oh damn! Shennong really deserves to be one of the Three Kings. Only he has the ability to purchase three spicy sticks at once! However, I can’t satisfy his cravings all in one goal. The spicy sticks will become less valuable if I oversupply it to the group of deities.”
After some though, Chen replied by saying, “I’m really sorry. The Spicy stick is an ultra-rare delicacy! I can only sell you another one. I have to satisfy the needs of others as well.”
Chen noticed that Bull Demon King and God Erlang were also potential buyers of spicy sticks. He needed to be wiser when it came to selling spicy sticks. A larger variety of customers could ensure the constant growth of Chen’s lucrative business.
Shennong: I’m okay with only one spicy stick. (disappointing face). Should I pay you a thousand Potion of Hundred Herbs again?”
Chen: Nope. I have enough Potion of Hundred Herbs. This time, I want merit points.
Shennong: No problem!
[Congratulation! You have snatched Shennong’s Red Envelope! You have received ten thousand merit points! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Chen smiled and sent a spicy stick to Shennong. After that, Bull Demon King and God Erlang looked for Chen to purchase spicy sticks as well. Chen had to rush to check up on Old Man Wen. Thus, he had no time to chit-chat with them. He collected a total of twenty thousand merit points from them. And, he sent two spicy sticks to them. Chen had earned thirty thousand merit points in a very short time.
“Eh? How come my level is not increasing? As far as I know, one only needs one thousand merit points to become Super Philanthropist.” Chen was confused. He opened up his treasure chest to check on it. He saw that the merit points were in the form of a bright, seven colored sphere, floating in the treasure chest. There was a line of words under the sphere.
[Inactivated Triple Realms Merit Points. Do you wish to withdraw it?]
“Oh… All these merit points have not been added to me. I need to activate them manually. I should check up on Old Man Wen first. I will take my time reading up on them later.” Chen could not delay his trip any longer. Without a second thought, he passed the remaining spicy sticks to Jing Fei and drove to Wen family’s mansion immediately. Wen family’s mansion was similar to Mu Rongtian’s mansion. Both of the mansions were built on the mountains. There was a big gap between two mansions. Neither of them would overshadow the other.
Wenyuan came out personally to welcome Chen when he arrived at the mansion.
“Chen! You are here finally! Quickly go in and check on my grandpa! There’s nothing that the doctor can do to cure my grandpa!” Wenyuan’s face was filled with anxiety. She did try to get close to Chen with selfish intentions, but that was definitely not an act. From there, Chen knew that Old Man Wen was in a critical condition.
Old Man Wen was lying on a bed in the master bedroom. His lips had turned purple, and his hands and legs were trembling. He was in a deep coma. There was a man with a straight face, standing beside the bed. Chen had seen this man earlier. He was none other than the CEO of Wen organization; Wen Tianyuan. Also, he was the father of Wenyuan. There was one more middle-aged man standing at the other side of the bed. He looked similar to Wen Tianyuan. He had a bronze skin tone. His temples were slightly indented. Also, his eyes were as sharp as the eyes of an eagle. A silent, yet scary aura was spilling out from him. He was Wenfeng’s father; Wen Tiandou! Jing Fei had mentioned earlier that this guy had his training at the Dragon City!
Chen was feeling curious. He activated his Netherspirit Battlescouter to check on him. He was soaked in fear when he saw the figure.
[Cultivation: Early stage of Qi refining. Health: 5000. Combat power: 5000]
This Wen Tiandou had the same combat power with Mu Rongtian. He could easily defeat one thousand people on his own! During the ancient times, he was known as the “Blade Master of Thousand Slash”. His combat power was insanely strong. Other than the members of Wen family, there was a doctor standing at the corner of the wall. He was around fifty to sixty years old. However, his face was filled with awkwardness, he had zero ideas on how to cure Old Man Wen.
“Mr. Chen, you are finally here! Please, save my father!”
Wen Tianyuan walked towards Chen in a rush and led him to Old Man Wen.
“Don’t worry. I can cure him.” Chen walked towards the bed and took out his Potion of Hundred Herbs. He was stopped just as he was about to feed Old Man Wen with the potion.
“Stop right there!”
Wen Tiandou asked coldly, “What the hell are you going to feed to my father?!”
Chen frowned and he can sense hostility from him. He thought, “If you are going to be impolite to me, I will not show you any politeness as well!”
Chen gave his worst look to him and said, “This is a remedy from my village. You can never understand, even if I explain it you!”
“You have to explain it to me! If not, I will not allow you to feed this shit to my father!” Wen Tiandou said with determination.
Chen grunted and said condescendingly, “Hmph! I have come to save Old Man Wen out of my kindness! I do not owe anything to your family! I’m sick of being treated like an asshole! I will leave now!”
Wenyuan and Wen Tianyuan quickly rushed to Chen and held on to him.
“Chen, please don’t go. Only you can save my grandpa!” Wenyuan was hugging Chen’s arm. She did not want Chen to leave.
Wen Tianyuan scolded Wen Tiandou, “Second brother! Our father is dying soon! Only Mr. Chen can save him! You are stopping him from saving our father! You are just pure toxic!”
“What are you talking about? I can not understand a single word coming out from your mouth.” Wen Tiandou laughed and said coldly.
“Our father has not yet changed his will. You are hoping that he dies now, so that, Wenfeng would be able to inherit the family business!”
1. Wukong- Another name for Monkey King
Chapter 54: Rich People Are the Most Merciless People
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Facing Wen Tianyuan’s conviction, Wen Tiandou laughed condescendingly and said, “Don’t you dare to act like a saint! The reason that you are hoping that our father is still alive and well is so that he can change his will. You want your daughter to be the heir of this family! So, I’m not the only bad guy here! You are just the same as me.”
“Stop accusing me! I do not have any other thoughts except for wishing that our father is still alive and well!” Wen Tianyuan’s face turned red. He denied everything that Wen Tiandou said about him, but his looks had already betrayed him. He was resorting himself to sophistry. Well, the richer one’s family was, the more merciless they were. This family was just like those wealthy noble families during the ancient time. All of them were fueled by money and power. They could even kill their family members to acquire more wealth and power. They were just as cold as animals!
Looking at all the family feud, Chen was grateful that he had been born in a simple farmer’s family. Parents were kind, children were filial, everyone was happy. This was way better than a mountain of gold and silver. Old Man Wen would definitely be saddened to see his family members behaving like a bunch of animals.
“Chen! Please save my grandfather! I beg you…” Wenyuan was begging Chen. She did not want Chen to leave this place. A man’s life was on the verge right now. It was impossible for Chen to harden his heart and abandon Old Man Wen.
“Stop fighting. I have recorded everything that you guys said just now.” Chen said in a deep voice. Wen Tianyuan and Wen Tiandou were stunned. Their eyes were wide opened, and they looked at Chen at the same time.
“I can make Old Man Wen feel better right now. You, Wen Tiandou, you are trying to stop me from saving your father. Technically speaking, you are committing murder! After the pathologist does a post-mortem check up on your father’s body, I will show them the recordings. You will not be able to escape from all the legal implications about to befall you.”
Wen Tiandou was a little shaken. He said coldly, “You said that you recorded our conversation earlier. Why should I believe you?”
“Well, it’s all up to you” Chen shrugged, turn around, getting ready to leave. Actually, he had not recorded anything just now. By looking at Wen Tiandou’s face, he knew that he was not the kind of person who will take risks.
“Hold it right there!” As expected, Chen’s prediction was right on the spot. Wen Tiandou stopped him from leaving immediately.
“How sure are you that you can cure my father?” Wen Tiandou asked in a deep tone.
“I’m 100% sure!” Chen said without a single doubt. There was not a single disease on this earth that the Potion of Hundred Herb couldn’t cure.
“What if you fail to cure my father, and actually hasten his death?” Wen Tiandou asked. His stare was as cold as ice.
“I will take all responsibility!” Chen said calmly.
“Alright. Please go ahead and try to cure my father! I want to know how you are going to cure him!” Wen Tiandou frowned and retreated to the corner of the wall. He stood there with the doctor.
Chen opened the bottle of Potion of Hundred Herbs and fed it to Old Man Wen. At the same time, Wen Tianyuan and Wenyuan were looking at Chen. During this small frame of time, Wen Tiandou moved closer to the doctor and whispered, “Did you accomplish the task that I asked you to do earlier?”
The doctor nodded and said, “Don’t you worry boss… All this while, I have been adding something “extra” to your father’s medication. Even the doctors from the City of Dragon will not be able to cure your father. This kid will fail!”
“Excellent! You did a splendid job! When my son becomes the heir of this family, I will definitely reward you abundantly.” Wen Tiandou smirked, and his face was filled with greed.
“Then, I should thank you in advance…” The doctor nodded, like a slave.
However, before they finished talking, both of them were completely stunned. Their eyeballs almost fell on the ground!
Along with the sounds of coughing, Old Man Wen woke up from the coma.
“Phew… I just had a stroll in hell!”
Old Man Wen calmed himself down. He was so excited when he saw Chen. He said, “I’m breathing right now, and it’s all because of you, Chen! I have no idea on how to repay your good deed!”
“Old Man Wen, you are most welcome! Your life-threatening condition is gone, but your “Qi” is rather unstable. You have to rest more.” Chen said.
“Qi?” Old Man Wen had no idea on what that was. Chen smiled and spoke no further. Only the Eight Diagram of Godly Prediction allowed Chen to know that Old Man Wen’s “Qi” was currently unknown. He might face great danger in the near future.
“Grandpa! Dad! I’m really glad that you are okay now!” Wen Tianyuan and Wenyuan quickly gathered beside Old Man Wen to show their concern towards him.
“How… How is this even possible? Wen Tiandou and the doctor were completely shocked at the same time. Both of them were like frogs having been flattened by a cow. Their eyes were popped out. Also, their mouths were wide open. A man’s fist could be shoved into each of them.
In order to hasten the death of Old Man Wen, both of them had tampered with his medicine. They never expect that Chen could actually cure him. They could not understand how Old Man Wen had woken up before they even finished three sentences. This was even more exaggerated than dreaming!
Wen Tiandou’s evil plan had been completely destroyed by Chen. Weird enough, he did not feel too upset about it. The eagle-like eyes were reflecting an extremely cold ray. It was obvious that he had a backup plan.
“Mr. Chen, I would like you to stay for dinner. I want to show my utmost gratitude to you.” Old Man Wen said sincerely. Inside this house, Chen was the only one that Old Man Wen liked. Chen decided to stay back for dinner because Old Man Wen’s “Qi” was still very unstable.
He agreed by saying, “If you insist.”
Old Man Wen nodded happily and said, “Wenyuan, please bring Chen and show him around. Also, please ask the servants to prepare a feast tonight. I want to make sure that Mr. Chen is well-served!”
“Alright! I will make sure that I will take good care of him!”
Wenyuan smiled and started to hold his arm intimately.
Her soft and voluptuous boobies rubbed against Chen’s arm. She had good facial features and a perfect body figure. But, she had become a total b*tch during the family feud. Chen sighed.
Wenyuan’s beauty held no sway over his heart now. He had no desires towards her. Chen was totally disgusted by her. Chen’s cellphone vibrated as soon as he reached the common area.
Xiangyu, The King said, “Chen the God! Are you online now?! Please reply me ASAP!”
Chen did not want to look at Wenyuan, the bitch anymore. He looked for an excuse and said, “Are there any quiet places around here? I would like to make a call.”
“The garden at the back is rather peaceful. I can bring you there.” Wenyuan said.
Chen shook his head and said, “I can go there by myself. This call that I’m going to make is rather private. Just stay here.”
“Okay.” Wenyuan nodded.
Chen went straight to the back garden. This was a rich man’s garden. It was like a small forest. Chen looked for a soft ground and lie on right away. He took out his cellphone to reply Xiangyu.
Chen said, “Xiangyu, is there anything that I can help you with?”
Chapter 55: The Reincarnation of Xiangyu
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Xiangyu: I would like to borrow thirty thousand merit points from you!
Chen: Why do you want so many merit points?”
He had just gotten thirty thousand merit points a while ago. Why was Xiangyu asking for thirty thousand merit points? And so anxiously at that too?
Xiangyu: It’s like this, I still need another thirty thousand merit points, so that I can ask Yanwang for a chance to be reincarnated through a corpse.
“Reincarnation through a corpse?”
Chen stared open-mouthed at the screen. His face was filled with confusion.
The first thing that came to mind in bold letters were these two words – Interdimensional travel.
The soul of Xiangyu was going to be transferred to some rotten corpse. A dramatic sequence zombies risings from their graves and walking about was about to happen soon.
Wait, isn’t this the storyline of some online novel?
Chen: What will happen?
Xiangyu: God Chen, you should know, that to practice in the boundary, gaining merit points is very difficult. But if I can reincarnate , I will then be able to earn merit points in the mortal world. That way, the chances of me becoming the Guardian of Ground would increase greatly!
Chen: Oh, so that’s why. But…
Xiangyu: I understand. Thirty thousand merit points is not a small number. If you are willing to lend them to me, after I reincarnate, I will be your follower until the debt is completely paid off.
“Damn son! Oh my god!
Looking at the message on his screen, Chen felt his scalp tingle, and the blood in his body boiled!
It was Xiangyu, The King!
In many people’s hearts, he was the irrefutable, legendary hero!
There was a saying; where one’s ability is so great that he can swallow the sky and the ground.
This cool, legendary superhero, was willing to become Chen’s follower?!
Chen’s was overwhelmed with excitement. He did not even think twice and sent out the text: I’ll lend it!
Xiangyu: Good! I have misjudged you! You are definitely like a brother to me! You are much better than those stingy deities!
Chen: You’re welcome! Please receive the package, Xiangyu.
When he had sent the text, Chen immediately took out thirty thousand merit points from the chest and sent them to Xiangyu.
[Xiangyu has received your red envelope!]
Xiangyu: The package has arrived, I will immediately look for Yanwang! My God, please wait for a moment!
Chen: Don’t call me God Chen from today onwards, just call me Bro Bei!”
Xiangyu: Bro Bei, please wait for a moment!”
“Oh my god! This is way too awesome! Xiangyu, The King actually called me his bro! No one has this privilege except for me! Wakaka…”
When Chen looked at the text, he was extremely elated!
He thought about how, in the near future, wherever he goes, a trail of kingly aura would be trailing behind him, a follower with fifty thousand combat power!
Chen was so happy that he lost himself!
“By that time, powerful people like Mu Rongtian and Wen Tiandou are going to become my humble little brothers! The invincible Xiangyu is going to teach them some life lessons!” Chen thought.
Chen laid on the grass, fell asleep, and dreamed a super sweet dream!
When he woke up, it had already been two hours.
His phone vibrated. He had just received a message.
Xiangyu: Boss! I have already received the Order of Reincarnation! Are you ready to accept it?
Chen thought, “What the hell is the Order of Reincarnation? Oh, who cares, let me accept it first. I can’t wait!”
Chen: I’m ready!
Xiangyu: Once you have accepted it, you’ll receive it immediately. Until then, you can only talk to me through this Jade piece.
Right after that, his phone vibrated.
[Congratulations, you have received Xiangyu’s red packet; the Jade of Reincarnation. It has already been stored in the treasure chest.]
Chen quickly opened the treasure chest up.
[The Jade of Reincarnation belongs to hell! It can be used to perform reincarnation through corpses! Would you like to retrieve it?]
Along with a flash, a bluish cold jade appeared in Chen’s hand.
“Boss! We finally meet!”
Inside the blueish cold jade, a fist-size apparition appeared.
It was a cool man in ancient armor and cape that flowed behind him. His eyes were lively, and his tone was sturdy.
Even though it was just an apparition, Chen could feel the kingly aura!
This was really the soul of Xiangyu!
If the real Xiangyu with a physical body appeared right here, the presence of kingly aura would definitely be ten folds stronger!
Chen was abuzz with excitement because he had just recruited a very powerful follower!
“Xiangyu, what should I do now to help you to reincarnate?” Chen asked eagerly.
“That’s simple. All you need to do is to find a fresh corpse within these three days. Then, place the Jade of Reincarnation on it. My soul will then enter the body, and it will receive new life!” Xaingyu said.
“Three days? Why is there a time limit?” Chen was taken aback.
“Souls belong to hell. They are not recognized by the human world. If the body could not be found in three days, my soul will be destroyed forever!” Xaingyu said.
“Shit! I did not know that a soul can be destroyed! This is too serious…” When Chen heard this, cold sweat rolled down his cheeks.
“Oh? Bro Bei, is there anything wrong?” Xiangyu asked.
Chen swallowed and said, embarrassed, “I’m afraid that I can’t find a fresh corpse within three days…”
This is earth!
He can’t just walk into the hospital and buy a body, can he?
Even if he could afford it, would the family of the deceased allow it?
Xiangyu was puzzled and asked worriedly, “If you haven’t found the body, why did you say that you were ready when I asked you just now?”
“Oh… I did not know that a body is needed…” Chen said. He was so guilty he wanted to dig his own grave.
“F*ck you! If a body is not needed for reincarnation, what should I use for reincarnation?! Are you trying to kill me?!” Xiangyu was angered by Chen. He put down his identity as a king and scolded Chen.
Chen was to be blamed for this. He had accepted Jade of reincarnation without clarifying things.
It was no wonder that Xiangyu was so mad. Such a big misunderstanding had pushed Xiangyu closer to his grave!
“Xiangyu… Don’t worry. There are still three days left. I will do my best to help you find a suitable body!”
Chen recollected himself and said reassuringly, “There is an old saying, there will be a car when you are at the bottom of the mountain trying to go up and when there’s path, a handsome young lad will definitely show up!”
“Stop talking crap! If you can’t find a body in three days, I will haunt you for life when I turn into an evil spirit! Motherf*cker…” Xiangyu was so dismayed that he was close to tears.
I was a hero for life and now I’m going to die because of this stupid asshole! Xiangyu was feeling bitter inside his heart.
Just then, a horrifying scream that sent goosebumps rushing up, came from inside the house!
“That’s Wenyuan’s voice! Shit! Something horrible has happened!”
Chen’s face changed completely. He jumped off the grass and ran quickly towards the house.
He saw that Old Man Wen’s “QI” was not stable earlier. Along with the scream, something really bad must have happened to him!
When Chen rushed into the house, the scene before his eyes shocked him beyond words.
Chapter 56: It’s My Duty To Help a Brother!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The scene was extremely horrible inside the mansion. A few servants laid dead on the floor. Their throats had been slit open. They had died horribly.
“Blarggh!” This is the first time Chen saw a dead body. He started to vomit uncontrollably. However, he was not the same cowardly, poor farmer from before. The state of his mind and ability had grown a lot. He calmed himself down quickly. After a while, he was back to normal.
Xiangyu’s soul came out all of a sudden. He said disappointedly, “Their throats are slit. Boss, we can’t use them! Quickly, go and find a body with no wound!”
“You better go back inside quick! I will be in a big trouble if somebody else sees you! Don’t you forget that this is human realm!” Chen said anxiously.
“Don’t you worry. Only people with the Yin Yang Eyes can see spirits. It’s impossible for ordinary human to spot spirits.” Xiangyu said.
“I see. No wonder I can see the evil spirit possessing Lan’s grandma. The Netherspirit Battlescouter is considered a Yin Yang Eyes as well.”
Chen was relieved. He knew that Wenyuan’s voice had come from Old Man Wen’s room. Then, he quickly proceeded to Old Man Wen’s room. Also, he prepared for the worst. He trembled when he saw the horrible scene. Old Man Wen laid on the bed. His head was completely twisted around at an unnatural angle. On the other hand, Wen Tianyuan was lying dead on the floor. His head and his body had been separated.
Wenyuan was looking lifeless on the floor. Her eyes were wide open. Her pupils were contracted, her face was completely petrified, and a sense of horror was lingering around her body. She had obviously been frightened to death.
“Wen Tiandou! This was his heinous doing!”
The very first thought that crossed Chen’s mind was, “F*cking animal! How cold-blooded a man can be to murder his own brother and father?! He should be hanged to death!” Chen was the kind of person who valued relationships deeply.
Looking at the horrible scene, a fire had started to light up inside Chen’s heart. Although the ones who had been killed were not Chen’s family, he still wanted to cut Wen Tiandou into pieces, badly!
Chen heard a loud noise came from the front door suddenly. A series of footsteps came with the loud noise. A group of police with guns rushed into the mansion.
“Shit!” Chen was shocked. He quickly realized that danger was closing in on him. He had slept at the back garden for almost two hours. It was enough time for Wen Tiandou to set everything up! As expected, a group of police was here, just in time. Wen Tiandou and the captain were present as well.
“Captain Lee, this young man is the murderer!” Wen Taindou pointed at Chen and said.
“Capture him!” Captain Lee swung his hand and two policemen quickly walked towards Chen and cuffed him up.
“Wen Tiandou! You are falsely accusing me! I did not kill anyone!” Chen frowned, extremely anxious.
“Hehe… We have everything to prove that you are the murderer! It’s impossible for you to get away!”
Wen Tiandou said coldly, “Just accept your fate! Be smarter next time. Don’t get yourself involved in things that are not of your business.”
“You animal! Such toxic personality!” Chen was extremely angry. The charge of the mass murdering of the Wen family would land on Chen, according to Wen Tiandou’s accusations. Wen’s evil plan was going smoothly. With Chen taking the blame, he would be able to destroy the people who had prevented him from inheriting the Wen family wealth. At the same time, he would no longer be suspected. His evil mindset truly horrified Chen.
“Hehe… I cannot understand a single word coming out from your mouth.”
Wen Tiandou laughed coldly and said, “Captain Lee, please, bring this murderer back to the precinct. Please make sure he gets the worst punishment of all! This man killed my father and my elder brother! If possible, avoid a life sentence. A death penalty would be the best punishment for him!”
“Boss Wen, don’t worry! This young man has killed so many people! I will make sure that he gets ten death penalties!” Captain Lee was smiling non-stop. In his mind, Wen Tiandou was going to become the CEO of Wen organization. He had to lick his boots to acquire more benefits from him.
After that, Chen was brought back to the precinct and locked up.
“Bro Bei! Please talk to me! You looked so dead on the way to the precinct! Quit being like this! My life is still in your hands! You have to wake up and start to think of something to overcome the current situation!” Xiangyu was floating around Chen. He was extremely anxious.
Chen sighed and said in a deep tone, “My king, as you can see, I’m being accused! I’m going to be killed soon! Only you can help me right now!”
“What do you want me to do? Just say it! Both of our lives are at the edge right now! I’m willing to go through hell to help us get out of this situation!” Xiangyu said heroically.
Chen nodded and said guiltily, “I might need you to make some sacrifices…”
“Just name it! Don’t drag anymore! I have done a lot of things that you can not imagine! Name it, and I will do it!” Xaingyu said seriously.
“Alright! Such boldness! No wonder you were the greatest king ever!”
Chen gave out all kind of praises to Xiangyu. Then, he said, “Do you see that guard over there? I want you to take over his body.”
Xiangyu quickly shot down Chen’s idea by saying, “No! Taking over one’s body is a big sin! I will turn into evil spirit if someone finds out I took over another’s body. I will lose the chance of becoming a God of Guardian forever and ever!”
“Don’t worry! It’s just temporary.”
Chen said, “All you need to do is take over the guard’s body. Then, bring the Jade of Reincarnation with you and go to the morgue. Look for the female dead body that we saw just now. Her name is Wenyuan. She was shocked to death. Thus, the condition of her body is perfect. Also, she was one of the victims of this massacre! If you can reincarnate through her body, then, you will be able to help me clear off my current charges!”
Xiangyu was really furious when he heard Chen’s idea. He said angrily, “F*ck you! I’m Xiangyu, The King! How dare you ask me to become a woman?!”
“My king, please calm down. I’m this close to being sentenced to death. Only you can help me right now.” Chen said depressingly.
“You are right. But, you can’t ask me to become a woman! This is absolutely ridiculous!” Xaingyu said sadly.
“Yes… This is ridiculous…”
Chen sighed and said, “This is the only way. There should be other bodies in perfect condition inside the morgue. If you are really unwilling to become a woman, you can choose another body. In the end, I was the one who brought you to the human realm. I will never let your soul be destroyed.” Xiangyu was speechless after hearing Chen’s words.
He never expected that Chen is willing to take a step back in this critical situation. Then, he thought again. He had the chance to reincarnate because Chen had agreed to lend him thirty thousand merit points. Compared to what Chen has done for him, such a sacrifice sounds pretty reasonable.
“A man would never forget the good things that others have done for him. I’m Xiangyu, The King! I will never abandon you! Even if you want me to become a woman, I would do it for you!” Xiangyu roared. Then, he turned into a blue flame and went into the guard’s body.
“What a king! A true hero! Such brotherhood!” Chen had high reverence towards Xingyu all of a sudden. His blood was boiling and goosebumps were all over his body.
Chapter 57: No More “Ball-Aches”!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
[Special announcement: Xiangyu will get back his original body. He will not turn gay. Don’t worry, and keep on reading. Isn’t it nice to see a brother giving up his dignity to save a brother?]
“Si…” The warden took a deep breath and a blue flame flashed through his eyes. After that, he walked towards Chen’s cell. Just like Lan’s grandma when she had been possessed, Xiangyu’s voice came out from the warden. He said, “Bro Bei, I’ll take the Order of Reincarnation. You can leave the rest of the matter to me.”
“Thank you, brother! Let me tell some important thing that you need to take note.” Chen had already made the decision that no matter how things play out, Xiangyu would always be his brother-in-arms.
At the morgue
The sign was pretty obvious. It was not possible for Xiangyu to miss the place. No one would stand guard at this spooky place. Xiangyu got in easily in the warden’s body.
“Wenyuan… Wenyuan… Found it!” There were a lot of morgue drawers in the morgue. Xiangyu took a careful look at the information that was written on the door of each drawer. He found the right drawer in no time.
He opened the drawer and Wenyuan’s body was lying inside.
“Damn it! I, Xiangyu am a man, through and through. I never thought that I would turn into a vulnerable, delicate woman! But! For brother! I shall do my best!” Xiangyu made up his mind. He took out the Order of Reincarnation and placed in on Wenyuan’s chest. After a while, a mysterious, dark power from hell filled the whole room. Countless dark blue ancient characters started floating around the air. Something magical was happening. When the ancient characters disappeared, Xiangyu’s soul came out from the warden’s body and went straight into Wenyuan’s body.
The next second, Wenyuan… Wait… Xiangyu slowly opened up his… Wait… Her eyes. Her eyes were still as gorgeous as ever, but the seductive aura of her was completely gone. A powerful aura started to spill out from her body. It was the immense power of Xiangyu. From that moment onwards, she was Xiangyu, and Xiangyu was her! She was reborn!
“What the hell? Why am I here…?” The warden regained his conscious. He quickly realized that he was in the morgue. One of the drawers of the cadaver storage was open. Wenyuan, who had been presumed dead, was sitting up, staring at him unblinkingly.
“This… This… This… Erm….” The poor warden was struck by another shock in his heart. He fainted again, just a second after he had regained his consciousness.
“Coward!” Xiangyu scolded. However, ‘she’ was completely stunned by ‘her’ voice. Her deep and manly voice was nowhere to be heard. Now, her voice was crystal clear, sweet and pleasing to the ears.
“Holy shit…” Xiangyu looked like ‘her’ balls had just been kicked by someone. Suddenly, a thought crossed her mind. She quickly reached for her crotch. It was empty! Where were the balls?! From that moment onwards, she had officially lost the “privilege” to feel ball-aches.
“Oh my God! Oh my Lord! What have I done?!” She was literally crying at the sky. Her life as a man had been completely destroyed. It was too bad that there were no mirrors here. If not, she would be able to at least admire her own beauty. She looked really cute whenever she spoke.
“No, it doesn’t matter!” she continued, in that sweet, silky voice. “I’m a real man, and I will never regret any of my actions! I will walk to the end of this path, no matter what! If I’m a woman now, I will choose to become a real tough woman!” Xiangyu’s state of mind was truly strong indeed. She would never be shaken by the mere change of her sexual organs. She quickly picked up the pieces and headed to the next location.
She was on his way to the director’s office. According to Chen’s guess, Captain Lee had been bought off by Wen Tiandou. The best chance of re-investigating the case is to look for Captain Lee.
*Knock!* *Knock!* *Knock!*
Xiangyu knocked on the door. She prepared to present herself as Wenyuan.
“Come in!” A lazy voice drawled out from the office.
Xiangyu pushed the door opened and entered the office. He repeated what Chen had told him to say earlier, “Captain Lee! You have the wrong guy!”
“How are you alive?!” Liu Quanfu, the captain was so startled that he had jumped backward over his upended seat. His legs were shaking. His bladder had almost blown up just then.
“I’m not dead! I was just… Unconscious.”
“Can you please let Chen go? The real killer is somebody else!”
“What did you say? You saw the face of the real killer?” Liu frowned suspiciously.
“I don’t think I saw the killer’s face! But, I’m pretty sure that Chen is not the killer!” Xiangyu said with confidence.
Liu was relieved when he heard Xiangyu’s confession.
“If you failed to see the face of the killer, how can you be so sure that the killer is not Chen? We have enough proof to show that Chen is the killer. He is the killer! End of discussion!” Liu said, a matter-of-factly.
“I…” All of a sudden, Xiangyu was struck speechless. She sensed that Liu was already in Wen Tiandou’s pocket. However, Chen had not taught him how to handle a situation such as this.
“I don’t care! Chen is not the killer! You have to let him go!” she shouted. Xiangyu was a hot tempered warrior in his past life. Diplomacy was never his strongest feat. Although she was angry, her current voice was sweet and delicate. It was such a beautiful sight, watching a pretty lady pout about in one of her adorable tantrums.
Liu had to crack a smile, “Lady Wen, this is a police station. It’s useless for you to act like a spoiled child here. Can you sit on the sofa for a while? I will call your second uncle over to pick you up.”
“F*ck you! Release him, or I will beat the hell out of you!” Xiangyu stared at him and said angrily. Her agitation had turned her face red. Her voluptuous boobies jiggled uncontrollably with her violent, unlady-like movements.
Liu grinned sleazily, laughing, “Lady Wen, you are well-known for your pretty face! You look so sexy, even when you are angry. If anyone marries you in the future, that person would never have a single dull moment in bed!”
“Do you have a death wish?! I’m Xiangyu, The King! Who would have the balls to marry me?!” Xiangyu shouted in anger.
“Haha… Lady Wen, I think that you are still in shock! Did you just call yourself Xiangyu? Your brain must be damaged. Hahaha…” Liu laughed happily.
“Motherf*cker! My brain is fine as it is!” Xiangyu lost her patience. She stomped with both her feet like a pugilist and jumped up the desk. She grabbed Liu’s shirt with one hand and slapped his face with the other.
The slaps echoed throughout the room. Both of her hands were taking turns, slapping Liu’s face. A few slaps from Xiangyu was enough to make Liu groan in pain.
“What the hell… Why is this little lady so freaking strong? Argh… It really hurts…” Liu’s face was as swollen as a pig’s face. Blood rolled down the corner of his lips. His eyes rolled back, and he soon went limp.
“Garbage like you should not come and challenge me!”
As long as Xianyu inhabits a female body, he shall hereby be referred to as a female. (Don’t bring up that argument about gender and sex here, we’re trying to prevent confusion)
Chapter 58: Unlimited Gay Love!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Bro Bei! Bro Bei! We have a problem!” Xiangyu ran back hurriedly. （Boing-boing-boing）
Even with her combat power suppressed at 2000, she still was far more capable than any other living being outside the Qianghu world. She slid through the police station without anyone noticing.
“You… Oh… Hahaha…” Chen was sitting dejectedly in the cell, but when he saw Xiangyu, he started bursting into laughter.
The magnificent King Xiang Yu was in the body of a woman. What’s more, he was a sweet-voiced not-so-flat-loli-pretty young lady!
As she ran, her amorous breasts swayed like roaring waves, violently bobbing up and down. They were magnificent!
She was THE powerful legendary hero Xiangyu!
The irony was too much, he couldn’t stop laughing.
“F*ck you! How dare you laugh?! I’m in a woman’s body because of you!” Xiang Yu was furious.
But her voice was so sweet and tender, and her small lovely face was so delicate. Even though she was mad, it was strangely attractive.
“Alright, I won’t laugh… Ohh… No, I can’t stop! Just let me laugh for a little while more…” Chen hugged his stomach, laughing unsympathetically. He was so worked up that he nearly rolled on the floor.
“Oh, laugh all you want! I don’t care anymore!”
Xiangyu pouted, turned his head and started walking away.
“Nonono! King Xiangyu, it was wrong of me… Come back, tell me what’s wrong?” Chen quickly pulled himself together and called out to Xiangyu.
This is not the time to kid around.
Xiangyu was loyal, he wasn’t really going to walk away. He turned around and told Chen everything.
“Who would’ve thought that Wen Tiandou had thought everything over? Even the director is in his pocket.”
Chen gazed the space in front of him calmly, and laughed softly to himself, “What a pity, you, Wen Tiandou, can buy the hearts of people, but I, Chen, can control them!”
“Xiangyu, could you please bring the Director over here?” Chen asked.
“Of course, that’s a piece of cake.” Xiangyu thumped her chest proudly. That was when she quickly felt something very different!
The thing that his hand had struck was full and round, soft and bouncy.
She was so taken aback, and her lovely face turned into a deep shade of red. She was afraid that Chen would see it, so she quickly turned around and ran off.
In no time at all, she returned, carrying an unconscious Liu Quanfu.
“Take this. Use half of it to rinse his face and the other half for him to drink.” Chen took out a small bottle of Potion of a Hundred Herbs from his cellphone.
“Okay.” Xiangyu did as she was instructed.
When the potion was poured onto Liu Quanfu’s face, the swelling from the punch disappeared immediately.
Meanwhile, Chen had already taken out a piece of Heavenly Dog Food from his Treasure Chest.
He gave it to Xiangyu to crumble into small pieces, and put them into Liu Quanfu’s mouth, afterward pouring the leftover Potion of a Hundred Herbs down his throat.
“Boss Chen, isn’t it such a waste to use Heavenly Dog Food on this useless piece of shit?” Xiangyu had spent some time in Three Kingdoms Red Envelope. She was pretty familiar with the items related to it.
“No, it has not gone to waste.” Chen shook his head and said, “This guy – Liu Quanfu – is the director of the Green Vine police force. His sits at a high position and has an arm that stretches far and wide. If he sides with Wen Tiandou, we will have lots of problems in the future. Conversely, it would be good for us if he is our loyal dog.”
“Oh, so that’s why…” Xiangyu nodded her head in understanding, her lovely face looking innocently cute.
Very quickly, Liu Quanfu came around. But he seemed to lost his soul. His pupils were dilated. His dead fish-eye stare was robotic.
“You… Are you my master?” asked Liu Quanfu, stared blankly at Chen.
“Yes! I am your master! From now on, you must obey my orders!” Chen nodded his head.
In a split second, Liu Quanfu’s pupils recovered, and life returned to his eyes.
Just then, he looked at Chen, his eyes filled with sincere devotion, as if he was looking at his God.
“Now, take Xiangyu along – and help me clear my name!” Chen instructed.
“Yes, master.” Liu Quanfu said dutifully.
“Next time, just call me Boss Chen.” Said Chen.
“Yes, Boss Chen.”
Liu Quanfu nodded his head, and left with Xiangyu.
About half an hour later.
Liu Quanfu had explained to Xiangyu about all the rules and regulations to prove that Chen was innocent, and release him on the spot.
Wen Tiandou’s ploy had been completely smashed to pieces by Chen. In his heart, Chen had already made up his mind on getting his revenge!
Not long after that.
Chen brought Xiangyu to a high-class restaurant.
Xiangyu was now a great beautiful goddess. Wherever she went, she was the center of the attention. The number of people giving her double takes was off-the-charts.
It made her uncomfortable.
At the moment, the gazes of all the male patrons around them were filled with admiration and jealousy.
This also caused Chen to feel very uncomfortable.
Even though he had a beautiful goddess by his side, the body contained the spirit of a man!
To other people, Chen and Xiangyu were unquestionably lovers.
Chen felt like they were a sense of gayness growing between them.
When he recalled kissing Wenyuan, Chen suddenly imagined he was kissing an old dude, and goosebumps shot up all over his body.
His mind was filled with three words —— unlimited gay love!
Fortunately, Chen was very certain that he’s straight. He was very very straight. Xiangyu was also a straight man!
Still, he couldn’t do anything about this uncomfortable, nagging feeling.
When they had entered their box, far away from crowd’s gaze, Chen and Xiangyu sighed in relief.
“Sorry, please excuse me. Who will be placing the orders?” Just then, a waitress walked in and asked softly.
“Let her order.”
Chen pointed at Xiangyu, and said, “Pick whatever you want.”
“Oh.” Xiangyu accepted the menu, simply flipped through it and said loudly, “Everything looks delicious.”
Chen didn’t even think, and immediately activated his filthy rich aura, and said to the waitress,
“One of everything that you have on the menu.”
When he said that, the waitress was dumbfounded.
In all her years of waitressing, never had she met such a generous customer.
Her eyes sparkled, “Wow! This gentleman really dotes on your girlfriend! How enviable!”
“I am not his girlfriend!” Xiangyu was outraged. Her entire face reddened.
“Not now, but maybe in the future,” the waitress said weakly. She took the menu and ran off, leaving Chen and Xingyu stunned.
At that moment, everything was just so gay!
Luckily, the food started arriving. Xiangyu then charged at the food. The awkwardness finally dissipated.
After a while, Liu Quanfu, who had just got off work, came rushing frantically.
The truth was, Chen had purposely chose to wait for him here.
“Boss Chen! I’m sorry to make you wait!” Liu Quanfu said respectfully.
“Okay, take a seat.”
Chen put down his bowl and chopsticks, and said with a somber look, “Tell me everything you know.”
Chapter 59: I Am Her Boyfriend
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“I did not participate directly in Wen Tiandou’s plan. He only sent me a sum of money, and asked me to frame Bro Bei as the murderer, and to close the case as quickly as possible. At the time of the crime, Wen Tiandou was not present at the scene as a witness. So, for now, I don’t know who the murderer is,” Liu Quanfu said earnestly.
Chen sneered and said, “Well that’s just bullshit! I am very sure that Wen Tiandou is the mastermind behind all this. He may not have committed the murder with his own hands but he was the one giving the orders!”
“We definitely cannot rule out this possibility. Wen Tiandou has been practicing martial arts at The City of Dragon for the entire year. It was rumored that, upon this most recent return, he brought three of his brother-in-arms – all of them are Kung Fu elites, so killing ordinary people is child’s play to them.” Liu Quanfu thought for a while, and added, “Still, the problem is this: there’s not a single evidence at the scene. We don’t have anything solid to get them with.”
“This fratricidal and patricidal (brother-killing and father-killing) beast does not deserve to live! If the law cannot cure him, I will!” Chen’s eyes gleamed, his voice filled with resolve.
“What? Fratricidal and patricidal?” Just then, Xiangyu, who was battling an Australian lobster, suddenly raised his read and said excitedly, “His evil deeds span for over three generations! If we get rid of him, we’ll be rewarded with a lot of merit points!”
“Alright, we should not delay it any further. We’ll make our move tonight! That guy only has five thousand combat power, you can defeat him easily with a single slap,” Chen decided.
Xiangyu froze, and said sheepishly, “Right now, my body is too weak and small. Just using two thousand combat power can wear it out completely. I’m afraid that we can’t do anything to the animal for the time being.”
Chen furrowed his brows and said helplessly, “Then we’ll have to wait… As of now, Wen Tiandou should have his hands full taking over Wen organization – we can use this time to practice and enhance our strength!”
“Mmm, don’t you worry. Just give me one month’s time. Even if that beast has ten lives, it wouldn’t be enough for him!” Xiangyu said valiantly, waggling the tip of her brows.
However, no matter how you look at her… Her small frame… Her cute, pretty appearance….
“Erm… Let’s put this matter aside first. Go ahead and dig in…”
Chen quickly looked away. He did not dare to look at Xiangyu any longer.
Deep inside, he was distraught.
What if he is unable to resist Xiangyu’s alluring beauty? Would he be un’straight’ened?
No. No way! All that gay stuff was too disgusting!
Chen turned towards Liu Quanfu and asked, “What about that female police officer who was suddenly added to your force?
“She is a high-ranking inspector from the Six Doors Organization in The City of Dragon. She came to take over, because the recent Dafeng jewelry theft caused a stir in the entire country.” Liu Quanfu reported.
“Six Doors Organization?” Chen looked blankly at him.
“Bro Bei, you must not have heard of it – the Six Doors Organization is a government secret organization, specializing in Jianghu-related affairs,” said Liu Quanfu.
“It seems that this woman is more powerful than I imagined. I hope I won’t have to confront her anytime soon in the future.” Chen’s eyes flickered.
When he thought about the time they met at the school gate, he could still feel the fear that had crept up his spine.
Luckily, Jing Fei no longer looked the same. If not, they would have long been arrested by that policewoman.
Six Doors Organization!
Just hearing that name would cause one to envisage all kinds of sadistic flogging and torture.
Fortunately, Chen had never seen that policewoman in her catsuit. If not, he would surely think of all kinds of whips and dripping hot-wax, and some heavy, heavy action…
“I’m going to the men’s room.” Chen suddenly had an urgent need to pee, and he stood up and walked out.
Xiangyu seemed to have a similar urgency and dropped the food, wiping her delicate hands clean and followed Chen.
The Men’s room.
Chen stood there, peeing contentedly.
Suddenly, a pair of beautiful, large eyes appeared at the corner of his vision and glanced wantonly at his penis.
“Whoa! Well, it’s not small, but mine is definitely bigger than yours!”
Xiangyu grinned, and her delicate small hands reached for her fly, ready to pee in the vacant urinal next to Chen.
Obviously, ‘he’ still had not yet adapted to her female identity.
The was a large void in her crotch. The large object that she was once so proud of no longer dangled there.
For a moment, she was a stone statue. She wanted to slam herself to death into a piece of tofu.
“Ah! Pervert lady…”
Two men ran out of the toilet, screaming.
“Why did you come in?” Chen asked, exasperated.
“I saw you come in, so I followed…” Xiangyu pouted, looking wronged.
Just then, the door to the men’s room was kicked open.
A cool looking policewoman rushed in.
Top-notch facial features, top-notch figure – She had turned the otherwise ordinary police uniform into something amazing!
There was no doubt that this was the woman that Chen really did not wish to cross paths with – The high-ranking Inspector of Six Doors Organization – Luo Puti!
“What is going on here?!”
Luo’s cold gaze swept across the room and asked, astonished, “Chen Xiaobei! What are you doing here?”
When Chen heard her question, he almost broke down there and then, “Big sister… This is the men’s room! I should be the one asking you that!”
Luo’s frowned deeply and snapped in disgust, “Put your pants on!”
“Wait, no… Isn’t that too much? I have not finished peeing…” Chen really wanted to cry.
Ever since he had struck puberty, no woman had ever seen his dick before.
Things always happen out of the blue, that which has not happened before, has happened twice on the same day – two women had looked at it.
Whatever innocence he had, all gone!
Luo did not give a rat’s ass about all of that. She announced to no one in particular, “I am a police officer. I heard someone yelling that there is a hoodlum here. What happened?”
Xiangyu panicked. She knew very well that the “hoodlum” was her.
After the incident at the police station, she knew that this world worked heavily around laws. If laws were violated, then she would be put away like Chen had been.
She could fight her way out, but hitting a police officer would exacerbate the charges. At the same time, her merit points would be deducted. It was really not worth it.
At that crucial moment, he still needed Bro Bei to take action!
Chen zipped up, and spoke up, “Officer, this is what actually happened: This is Miss Wen. She has been through a lot. She is still in a state of shock – she could not think straight, so she accidentally walked in here. This is just a misunderstanding.”
Luo took a closer look and nodded, “I heard about the tragedy in the Wen’s family. But what is your relationship with her? Shouldn’t she be with her family at such a time?
“Oh…” Chen panicked.
This woman is sharp. She had immediately found the loophole in his story.
“I am her boyfriend!”
Chen really could not think of any other excuse. He could only bite his tongue and say, “I’m afraid that she would be even more mentally disturbed at home. So, I brought her along – I don’t think that she will be going home any time soon.”
“Mmm, that makes some sense,” Luo nodded, but then she changed the subject, “Still, how are you going to prove that this is the truth?”
Chapter 60: The Ultimate Revelation
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“How do you want me to prove that I’m her boyfriend? Feel free to ask her if you don’t believe in me.” Chen quickly gave Xiangyu a look.
A lot of things went on in Xiangyu’s mind when he heard Chen’s words. I am a king! How can I say that I’m your girlfriend? I still value my dignity a lot!
“Lady Wen… Why are you hesitating?” There’s a hint of doubt in Luo’s eyes.
“Noth… Nothing…” Xiangyu was stunned. Her delicate face was filled with conflict. She had absolutely no idea of what to do in a situation like this. She did not want to admit that she was Chen’s girlfriend. However, if she chose not to do it, she would be treated as a deviant and be sent to jail.
Judging from her temper alone, there was a high chance that she would attack the police. Her merit points will be deducted. It would definitely affect her path to becoming a deity.
I must take this “bullet” for myself and Chen. Xiangyu bit her lips, threw away all her dignity and said, “Chen Xiaobei is my boyfriend. Our relationship is better than you can imagine.”
Her voice was sweet and delicate as usual. Chen had goosebumps when he heard her voice. He quickly told himself, “I’m not gay! I’m not gay! I’m not gay!” (Important things must be repeated at least three times)
Luo raised her eyebrows and said uncertainly, “I think both of you are lying to me. I need some hard evidence!”
“Officer! You are obviously messing with us! How do I even prove to you that we are a couple?!” Chen was getting angry. He said to himself, “Are you trying to ask us to have sex in front of you?”
“I’m not trying to mess around! But, you look too damn suspicious! You were involved in the case of Dafeng’s jewelry shop and now you are clearly related to the massacre of Wen family! I have all the reason in the world to bring you in for questioning right now! Does that sound reasonable, now?!” Luo flashed a crooked, sinister smile. Her charm sent a shock through Chen’s heart. But, at the same time, Chen felt a threat directed at him.
Chen had managed to take himself out of the two cases that Luo mentioned earlier. However, she was more suspicious than ever now.
“Name it! What kind of solid proof do you wish to see?” Chen said.
“You mentioned that both of you are a couple. Tell me something that only the two of you would know.” Luo said calmly.
Chen was completely stunned. Actually, other than her name and a kiss, he knew nothing about her. What should he say?
“Does it count if I tell you the color of her panties?” Chen asked, biting down on a bullet.
Luo did a quick scan on Xiangyu. She had a pair of trousers that stopped over her waistline, just beneath her bust. It would be impossible to see the color of the panties without taking off the long pants.
“Alright. Name it.” Luo said calmly.
Ordinary people did not have x-ray visions. But, it was an extremely easy task for Chen. Chen blinked his right eye and activated his Golden Gaze Fiery Eye! Xiangyu’s long pants became transparent. Her beautiful legs were being presented in Chen’s eyes.
Her legs are long and fair. Also, she had an incredibly erotic thong on.
Chen practically gulped non-stop. He realized that using the Golden Gaze Fiery Eye for gambling purposes was such a waste. He had discovered that the true purpose of the Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes was to see through women’s clothing! He did not dare to take another glance. He risked opening a faucet of blood in his nose. That would be really embarrassing.
“Are you going to tell me or what?!” Luo said, impatiently.
Chen tried his best to calm himself down and said, “She’s wearing black, sheer thongs.”
Xiangyu was determined to drop dead there and then. Her delicate face quickly turned red. Luo had been observing Chen and Xiangyu constantly. Based on her experience on reading the faces of others, she deduced that Chen was not lying.
“Alright. It seems that the both of you are really a pair. Forget about what happened just now. You should keep an eye on Lady Wen. You shouldn’t let her wander around.
“Erm… Okay…” Chen nodded.
Chen had been holding it in his nose. But, in the end, the “valve” was opened, and blood started to gush out from Chen’s nose.
“What happened to you? Why is there blood gushing out from your nose?!” Luo frowned and took a tissue paper from her pocket, handing it over to Chen.
Chen took the tissue paper and stuffed it in his nose to stop the bleeding. He stopped staring at Xiangyu, but the beautiful scene kept on replaying in Chen’s mind. Her breasts were so firm and voluptuous. Her waist was so slim that the “workout line” could be seen clearly. Also, her bosom was firm and not saggy at all. Chen can just lay down his head on her thigh got a million years.
Originally, Chen was kind of disgusted by looking at her underwear. But, now, he’s so happy that the scene was better than he expected. Wait! There’s one more thing that he had not looked at. Chen calmed himself down and activated his Netherspirit Battlescouter.
“Eh? Why is the combat power of this woman not displayed in my eyes?”
He quickly noticed a ray of light is reflected between her voluptuous boobies, deep inside the cleavage.
“It’s a Pure Yang Spiritual Object!” Chen made his guessing pretty quick. The Netherspirit Battlescouter came from the hell. It was a Yin object. The Yang object could suppress the Ying object. That was why Chen could not see the combat power of Luo. This lady is definitely a kick-ass person. It’s not easy to get your hands on a spiritual object such as this.
Chen was really impressed. At the same time, he had more questions about the Six Doors organization. Luo had the Yang spiritual object to protect her but Chen had something even more powerful than the Yang object. It was the Eight Diagram of “Qi”. Chen focused and checked on Luo’s luck.
“Shit! Her blood will be spilled today!”
Chen frowned. She did not like this dangerous lady, but she did give Chen a piece of tissue paper to stop his nose bleed. Chen decided to earn her trust.
“Officer, why did you come to this restaurant today?” Chen tried to probe Luo. She would definitely not believe in Chen if Chen started blabbering about her upcoming misfortune.
“Why do you ask?” Luo was very careful. She did not plan to answer Chen’s question.
“Shit!” Chen felt his heart tensing up suddenly. His face was clearly in shock. The Golden Gaze Fiery Eye was still active. Chen saw two guys, with shades and masks getting ready to walk in the male toilet through the door. They carried guns. They were definitely targeting Luo.
Without a second thought, Chen threw himself at Luo.