515 Christmas Eve
December 24th, Christmas Eve. Air quality: 175, heavy fog.
It was not suitable to go out, shop, or meditate.
Li Xianyu stood by the window and looked at the pale sky. The mobile phone in his palm dialed Ice Shard’s phone, and the electronic female voice repeated, ” The number you have dialed is temporarily unavailable …
We’ve lost contact with that b * tch. ‘Damn it, they’re all lies.’ She had long known her identity and decided to disappear when she was in Europe. She didn’t even come to see her adoptive father before he died. Did she feel sad for the man who had raised her for more than twenty years?
He was in a bad mood. Seeing this kind of foggy weather, li Xianyu remembered when he first opened the gate of heaven, he sucked up the spiritual energy within a radius of tens of meters in one breath, and then was poisoned in the fog and put on an intravenous drip in the hospital for three hours … His mood became even worse.
With his current physique, he could excrete the mist after inhaling it for three days and three nights. But at that time, he was still a fledgling little brother. At that time, he felt that he had gone crazy and was so scared that his bladder tightened. He also secretly complained that great-grandma was not reliable and believed her.
At that time, he wasn’t familiar with great-grandma, so he didn’t complain.
Time passed really quickly. In the blink of an eye, he was already half-step Gokudo path.
In half a year, his adoptive father died and his sister became an ancient demon.
He originally wanted to lament about the fickleness of the world, but on second thought, many of the encounters he had now were already destined before he was born. For example, his adoptive father had endured for the past 20 years just to vent the depression in his chest before his death. For example, ice shards. Her identity had determined her future.
This was what people often called fate, karma.
However, li Xianyu also knew that the so-called fate was just people’s lament about the stupid things they had done.
His adoptive father’s death was his stupid act. The stupidest thing about him was that he didn’t discuss it with his adopted son in advance. If he had intervened, his adoptive father might not have died.
Li Xianyu also did something stupid. He was stupid when he noticed that his adoptive father’s family was unusual, but because of his doubts and fear, he did not dare to investigate further.
If he could have understood everything earlier, he would have been able to plan in advance. He would not have been like that time when his adoptive father had gone missing and could only run around in a hurry.
However, the scary thing about fate was that you couldn’t even notice that you were doing something stupid.
Perhaps a careless decision in life would cause you to regret it in the future.
Two beeps came from the mobile phone, indicating that he had an incoming call. Li Xianyu looked down and saw that it was cui Hua.
He hung up the number that ice shards could never reach and picked up cui Hua’s call. “What’s the matter?”
Li Xianyu, I want to eat dried fish. Cui Hua’s voice was lazy. Li Xianyu remembered that she was sleeping in her room.
Oh, you can go to the restaurant on the top floor. I don’t need your work pass. The family members of baoze’s senior management were free to eat in the revolving restaurant. Although li Xianyu’s position was not considered high-level, his identity was special. The whole company had heard of him. As a member of the Li family’s harem group, cui Hua also enjoyed the right to eat and drink for free.
“I don’t want to move. Get it for me and then send it to my room.”
do it yourself. You go for a sixty-year-cycle. Isn’t it the same? ” Li Xianyu hated to run errands for others, as it would make him seem like he was not the master of the harem, but a little slave of the harem.
He had been a slave for a certain b * tch for twenty years, and the shadow in his heart was boundless.
A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. Li Xianyu went to open the door, and cui Hua came in aggressively. She put her hands on her waist and strode forward in a manner that did not recognize anyone. She deliberately stomped her feet loudly.
“I want to eat dried fish.” Cui Hua stared at him with her round eyes.
The cat’s eyes were big and round, looking particularly cute. After transforming into a human, the characteristics of the big eye lamp were still there. If his face was covered, cui Hua’s eyes were the largest in his harem.
“Since you’re already out, you can go buy it yourself.” Li Xianyu looked at her with dead fish eyes.
“Damn it. I wanted to finish the dried fish and go back to sleep, but because of you, I don’t want to sleep anymore.” Cui Hua used her front claws that had turned into a human hand to hit the table.”What is your duty as a poop-picker?”
After coming into contact with the internet, he naturally learned the word ” poop-picker.
Cui Hua was pleasantly surprised to find that pet cats now had a very high status in the family. Humans all called themselves poop-shoveling officers. Then her poop-picker was, of course, li Xianyu.
The silly netizens were great. After teaching great-grandma, they also taught cui Hua the wrong things.
Li Xianyu slapped her butt and said, ” “Give me a chance to clean up my shit.”
“I, I’m going to scratch you to death.” Cui Hua was attacked, and she pounced over with her fangs and claws bared.
The two of them punched each other, and cui Hua lost. Her confidence was hit hard, and she pouted and went back to her room.
She went back to her room and snuggled under the blanket. She planned to ignore him today and leave it to her mood tomorrow.
Thinking about it, it was better when she was a cat. Every morning when she came back from the waves, she could lie on the bed and smell his unique Scent to Sleep. Because she was a cat, she didn’t have to worry about a lot of things. Li Xianyu helped her with it, such as asking him to peel the shell when eating lobster, and letting him dry the soft long hair on her body after a bath.
If he was disobedient, she would scratch his pillow and he would immediately be obedient.
After he became a human, he became much more distant. They couldn’t sleep together, and they couldn’t have intimate actions. He had made such a big decision to ask him to have kittens, but he still refused.
Why did Thunderbolt battle lady have the right to give birth to kittens? she used to see her own kind giving birth to kittens, and it was always the one with the bigger fist who had the power. She could beat Thunderbolt battle lady to the ground with a punch.
But she lost to li Xianyu today, and his right to give birth to kittens was snatched away.
“Bang Bang Bang.”
The door rang a few times.
Cui Hua raised her head and looked in the direction of the door.
“Come out and eat dried fish.” Li Xianyu shouted outside the door.
“I’m not eating.” Cui Hua responded loudly. She would not pay attention to the shit-shoveling officer today.
“Oh.”
There was no movement outside the door for a long time. Cui Hua lifted the quilt and ran out barefooted. When she opened the door, she saw li Xianyu standing in the corridor, dragging a silver tray with one arm, and gnawing on her fried yellow croaker with relish.
Cui Hua snatched it over and said with her eyes wide open,”You’re not allowed to eat my dried fish,”
He glanced at the Golden yellow croaker, which was fragrant. The temperature on the tray showed that it had just been fried. He swallowed his saliva.
Li Xianyu picked up one and fed it to her, and cui Hua opened her mouth subconsciously.
“Is it good?”
“It’s delicious … It’s just average.” Cui Hua felt that since he knew he was wrong, then she would reluctantly forgive him. It was great to know his mistake and change. However, he couldn’t show too much happiness. He had to let him know that cats had a temper too.
Li Xianyu entered the house and watched her eat happily. why don’t you play games? ”
Cui Hua bit on half a yellow croaker and looked at him strangely. She said in a vague tone, ” “Why should I play games?”
That’s true. Everyone has their own ambitions. Li Xianyu nodded.”Then why are you not interested in spa and shopping?”
Cui Hua looked at him with her head tilted.
Li Xianyu just thought that if she had a few things that she was obsessed with, he would be more relaxed. It was because cui Hua had no hobbies, but it could not be said that she did not have any. Her hobby was to eat and sleep, and other than that, she would come to find him.
Cats were a kind of loner and clingy animal. They liked to hide in the dark and observe you silently, or curl up in a corner and quietly watch you. Neither close nor far away. However, if you left its sight, it would appear very anxious.
“Do you find me annoying?” Cui Hua stared at him.
“No, I didn’t,”
“There is,” She wrinkled her nose. you’re just afraid that Thunderbolt battle lady will be unhappy, so you want to distance yourself from me. I don’t even want my home anymore. I’ll Follow You Down the mountain, and you treat me like this.
yes, as a poop-picker, I let the toilet do all the work. It’s my dereliction of duty. Li Xianyu nodded in agreement.
“I just don’t like her, she’s occupying the latrine pit and doesn’t shit. I’m not trying to push her away and she’s always on guard against me. I’ve been in human society with my master for many years. Don’t you human males also have many partners?”
You were active during the Republic of China, right? times are different.
Hmph, as Masters, we don’t dare to stoop to your level.
cuihua, let me ask you, ” li Xianyu organized his words, ” if one day, you find that you’re going back to the mountains alone, will you regret following me down the mountain? ”
Cui Hua glanced at him,”if you die again, I’ll go back to the mountain myself.” Anyway, it’s not the first time. It just so happens that the small shop is still unsold. I can continue to run my small shop. It’s much more interesting than following you.”
Li Xianyu nodded with relief.
If he had known that there would be so many things around him, he would not have brought cui Hua down the mountain. He wouldn’t provoke Thunderbolt battle lady, and he would just live with great-grandma.
In the movies, he would be called a jinx.
The real name of the trouble magnet physique might be the cursed Lone Star.
Cui Hua went to sleep after eating the dried fish. Her biological clock was still at night, and she was sleepy during the day. Li Xianyu watched her fall asleep, and then left. He closed the door gently and brought the tray back to the restaurant.
Li Xianyu went to see San Wu again. San Wu ” enthusiastically ” invited him into the house. The two people sat opposite each other in silence for half an hour. It felt like they were performing a silent stage play, which was outlined by San Wu with black pencils.
Li Xianyu’s hard-trained flirting skills were useless in front of her.
San Wu, do you know what it means to like someone? ”
“Do I like you?”
“You don’t have to like me. You can like other things. Of course, if you can, Please Like Me.”
“Oh.”
“I’d rather you say,’What is Love?'”
The sword takes an unconventional path, leaving behind endless disasters. The devil said.
San Wu’s path was evil, which was somewhat similar to the Taishang Wangqing and the unity of heaven and man. However, the Taishang Wangqing of the Taishang sect talked about great enlightenment and seeing through the mortal world.
The way of the ancient gods clan was to erase the seven emotions and six desires by force. It seemed similar, but it was completely different.
San Wu was not an emotionless person. She had been forcibly erased. The ancient gods clan spent more than 20 years to erase her feelings and turned her into a cold killing machine.
It was impossible for her to recover her feelings. Even if it was possible, it was not something that could be done overnight.
Just like a child raised by a Wolf, it would take a long time to adapt to human society.
At 7:30 p.m., After the afternoon training, Thunderbolt battle lady, who took time to go to the nearby mall to buy things, sent a message: “Christmas Eve. Are the apples ready?”
She attached the receipt for today’s shopping using her credit card. It wasn’t much, only 150000 Yuan. It was just enough for great-grandma to kill her great-grandson.
After giving the stick, of course, he also gave the red dates. Thunderbolt battle lady sent a picture. It was a photo of her legs as she lay on the bed. Her long legs, which were rarely seen in the world, shimmered with a crystal-like luster under the light.
“It seems like you’re ready.” Li Xianyu replied.
“???”Thunderbolt battle lady sent three question marks.
She saw that li Xianyu was preoccupied during the day, so she did not take her boyfriend to go shopping, but it did not mean that she had to pay for the shopping bill herself. She sent a message to li Xianyu to tell him that shopping on Christmas Eve was natural, and that it was a day that he had to pay for his girlfriend.
“Do you know the classical story of sending an Apple on Christmas Eve?” Li Xianyu asked her.
“Safe and sound.” Thunderbolt battle lady sent a little girl’s smiling emoji. “I want a big and red one.”
“The custom of giving apples on Christmas Eve was only introduced to China during the festival. China pays more attention to harmony. For example, during the wedding night, peanuts, red dates, and lotus seeds are put under the quilt, meaning ‘give birth to a child early’. In China, couples would choose to go out and get a room during this Festival, but the Chinese pay attention to having a good reason to do so. Since they want to spend a romantic night in the name of this Festival, it’s proper to get the name, so there was the custom of giving away apples.”
Li Xianyu sent a ‘smirk face brother’ over. “You understand.”
Thunderbolt battle lady sent a ” you’re so coy ” emoji. I locked the door. [ covering face shyly ] ”
Li Xianyu smiled, put down his mobile phone, and planned to go to the training room to practice his fighting skills. Even in the half-step Gokudo path realm, fighting skills were also a very important means to control the enemy. You can see it from great-grandma’s battle. No matter how fancy your Tao, Dharma, and supernatural powers are, I just have to get close to you and finish you with one punch.
Combat skills were very important. Looking at the means passed down by Taoism and Buddhism, there was always a place for combat skills. For example, the indestructible body of Vajra served for close combat. There was also the heaven Earth Law manifestations of the Dao sect, as well as all kinds of fist and foot techniques.
Li Xianyu had just entered the training room when he received a message from Thunderbolt battle lady: “I’m done with my shower.”
Li Xianyu went back, went to the revolving restaurant first, and asked for a big red apple. I’ll be right there. You open the door first. I won’t knock, so as not to disturb great-grandma.
It was Christmas Eve, so the revolving restaurant was giving out red apples for free as a company benefit.
It was such a coincidence to meet Jin Gang in the restaurant.
King Kong held an Apple in each hand. He had two girlfriends, so he couldn’t favor one over the other. He had to eat an apple for both of them.
Li Xianyu, do you want an Apple? ” King Kong handed one over.
“Another day,” Li Xianyu squinted at him and thought, what do you mean by giving me an Apple tonight?
King Kong laughed casually and his eyes fell on the Apple in his hand. He said, ” “For battle lady.”
“Yup,” Of course, it was for battle lady. Cui Hua had already received dried fish today, so it was not suitable for great-grandma and Hua Yang to send it.
“Good, that’s really good,” King Kong nodded. Battle lady is really a hateful big pig trotter.
Li Xianyu glanced at him and was stunned.
As he walked out of the restaurant, he received a message from Thunderbolt battle lady: “Is senior Hua Yang in your head?”
What kind of words was this …
You exist deep in my mind?
No, she should be with my great-grandma. Li Xianyu replied.
He knew battle lady’s concerns. When the two of them were intimate, Hua Yang was a light bulb in his deep mind, and the three of them were very embarrassed.
In fact, unless she was out on a mission, Hua Yang would not stay in li Xianyu’s sea of consciousness all day long. He still had to pay attention to his privacy.
Slimes, on the other hand, didn’t matter. Slimes were different species, and they had no gender. They didn’t even have a d * ck.
It was time to wake it up and give it some Qi. In the past, she was afraid of it and did not dare to nourish it with her Qi because li Qianyu did not have the black water spirit bead. However, li Xianyu was fine. Li Xianyu was not a womanizer like li Qianyu. He was a true descendant of the Li family and was protected by the black water spirit bead.
Thunderbolt battle lady’s door was ajar. He tiptoed into the house and closed the door.
Thunderbolt battle lady shrank in the White bedding and wrapped herself tightly, only revealing half of her head. She looked at li Xianyu, who entered the room, with timid eyes.
The two of them looked at each other. Li Xianyu put the Apple on the bedside table and said, ” “I understand the rules.”
He quickly stripped himself naked and went into the bathroom. He took a shower, washed his hair, washed his face with facial wash, and brushed his teeth. He did it all simultaneously in five minutes. He came out openly.